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  Dthsapprntc  |  23

Jesus, the new wonder drug from ACME Medicine. It cures any illness and makes your life better. It even turnes water to wine.
Side effects include, but are not limites to, arrogance, ignorance, intolerance, hatered, holier than thou attitude, and a tendency to tell others that they need Jesus. ACME Medicine not liable for any bloodshed done while under the influence of Jesus.

Yes, I'm well aware that I am going to Hell.

  dachayke  |  16

Yes, quite a few protestants can be Jesus jerks at times, but there are also quite a few depressed, emo, atheists who shove their opinion in everyone's face and insult God and anyone who believes in him.

  TorturedXeno  |  27

Looks like someone fell in the trap already.

  israelnotjacob  |  20

I normally hate that joke because it's so overused, but I think this time its a legitimate argument. I even am a cat person, but a cat hissing at me could hardly ruin a sexual experience.


not necessarily bestiality. ..its just showing animals who's boss...he didn't say fuck the cat, just stand up to him/her. you cant let an animal dominate you.. thats where poorly behaved animals come from.