Guess you fucked the wrong pussy ;).

Nope. I always double check to make sure I fuck the right pussy. That way I avoid any awkward and/or painful situations.

All these pussy jokes. Ya'll need Jesus.

Doesn't matter, had sex.

Jesus, the new wonder drug from ACME Medicine. It cures any illness and makes your life better. It even turnes water to wine. Side effects include, but are not limites to, arrogance, ignorance, intolerance, hatered, holier than thou attitude, and a tendency to tell others that they need Jesus. ACME Medicine not liable for any bloodshed done while under the influence of Jesus. Yes, I'm well aware that I am going to Hell.

I give you a round of applause for this post

Yes, quite a few protestants can be Jesus jerks at times, but there are also quite a few depressed, emo, atheists who shove their opinion in everyone's face and insult God and anyone who believes in him.

Pretty sure 47 was making a, very successful, joke. By the way, not all atheists are depressed emos while we're correcting stereotypes. ;)

Even being a man of faith I agree with you

with all of the pussy comments, how in the hell is beaver supposed to get any recognition?

someone with the screen name fangirlingalways said we need Jesus...You know obsession is a sin right???

No, you're going to the hall of fame!

The pussy is mad b/c he's not getting any pussy...

But...worth it.

It's best to only try to please one pussy at a time

I bet her dad trained it.

Aaaand someone didn't read the username.

Looks like someone fell in the trap already.

It's a minefield out here, and it seems that everyone is playing "Don't touch the lava." Seriously. Every single one.

Hey it was worth a shot xD

Shut ur mouth

fuck...

#51, I hope you have your username written down in case you accidentally sign out.

Well I guess you're an idiot..

Every damn time there's a fml involving a cat..

I apologise, I wish I could delete it but sadly FML doesn't offer that option.

DM;HS

I normally hate that joke because it's so overused, but I think this time its a legitimate argument. I even am a cat person, but a cat hissing at me could hardly ruin a sexual experience.

Okay bro

I don't think I like where this is going....

#24, do you mean you don't like the puns, or that you'd prefer to be pussy-whipped?

No im pretty sure he was talking about bestiality... Which is always a bad idea

#39. he wasn't talking about bestiality, unless it's a story involving a donkey then the chances are high. Texas is close to Mexico....

not necessarily bestiality. ..its just showing animals who's boss...he didn't say fuck the cat, just stand up to him/her. you cant let an animal dominate you.. thats where poorly behaved animals come from.