By Anonymous - 22/10/2009 03:16 - Canada
The Top
By ready_set_go - 09/04/2009 01:14 - Canada
ready_set_go tells us more.
By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 21:00 - United States
By fucking hell my eyes burn - 23/05/2014 22:46 - Germany
Differences
By Alone - 21/05/2014 11:05 - United States - Washington
By eh. - 27/08/2019 17:55
eh tells us more.
First of all I have bought enough products for my period. I’m on vacation on a boat with 3 men who don’t know squat about periods. We were supposed to pack light and my period doesn’t normally come 9 days early and I don’t carry a week’s worth of tampons every where I go. I did have one to last me for 10 hours but I can’t use that for 3 days
Pranked
By Hakimstah - 21/04/2012 17:38 - Lebanon
Opposites attract
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Alas, poor Tiddles
By SonOfACatKiller - 19/09/2019 08:00 - United States - Juno
Can't win
By Anonymous - 24/09/2019 22:00
Mixed signals
By PinkTornado - 17/03/2009 14:20 - Canada
Story of my life...
By FML Approved - 30/10/2017 19:30 - United States - New York
NO MORE!
By cat whisperer - 20/03/2014 04:31 - United States
Choose your family
By family is bullshit - 06/06/2021 08:01
Back-seat parenting
By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 14:00
Mystery
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
Felt so bad
By princessmia - 14/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Sequim
Pinky
By grandlisleguy - 04/02/2020 03:00 - United States - Colchester
By kyla - 24/04/2011 05:56 - United States
Now you know
By foolishgirl - 25/02/2009 18:41 - United States
Taste test
By Anonymous - 25/01/2014 12:28 - United States - Berkeley
By drew_ar85 - 20/03/2010 16:30 - United States
By Kallian - 16/01/2013 23:22 - United States
Kallian_fml tells us more.
I don't think it's getting any better... And I can't believe I forgot to sign into my account when I submitted this.
By Flopera - 12/05/2018 05:00
By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio
That slaps!
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By vicgal - 14/08/2009 18:33 - Canada
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Hey update for everyone: I decided "surprise" my mother and sister by inviting my new boyfriend over for dinner but didnt say who it was. When he came through the door and I introduced him as my boyfriend they stared shocked at me realizing that they had put their feet in their mouths. And just to add a little more salt to their wounds, I kissed him, smiled sweetly at him and asked my sister and mother "So, what do you think of him again? Im sure he would like to know if you approve." Needless to say they got the hint that not only do I not have low self esteem but I am VERY PROUD to be his girlfriend lol btw they havent talked crap about him since!