Today, I was at the office making copies for a project. As I left the copy room my dress pants caught a sharp something on the door frame and ripped open my pants. All my co-workers saw my pink boxer briefs. Now I'm called "Pinky" by everyone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML
Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML
Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, I gave a financial presentation to my entire firm. After it was over, somebody accidentally copied me on a group text that said, "Her zipper was open the whole time. If we're so successful, why is our CFO wearing a urine-stained store-brand K-Mart panties?" FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
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bobsanction 18
Take it up with human resources. It's very unacceptable for coworkers to be commenting on your underpants.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Narf! Poit!
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Comments (10)
RichardPencil 32
You probably ought to look for another job. You've lost the respect of your coworkers over your weird underwear.
bobsanction 18
Take it up with human resources. It's very unacceptable for coworkers to be commenting on your underpants.
mas12806 24
Let’s start w/ telling HR about the dangerous doorframe
BurnInDemonFire 39
Narf! Poit!
Sarah Kryski-Kenny 3
Gee Brain what do you want to do tonight? The same thing we do every night Pinky, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Who downvoted Rob Paulsen? Show yourself, coward! You deserve a smack!
slowhandjp 18
You got a nice nickname👍
Mungolikecandy 19
On the bright side it was not a commando training day.
RichardPencil 32
It would be funny if it was and he still got the name "Pinky."
EmDizzle2007 28
that's not so bad. it's just a wavelength of light. it didn't represent anything about you as a person.