Pinky

By grandlisleguy - 03/02/2020 21:00 - United States - Colchester

Today, I was at the office making copies for a project. As I left the copy room my dress pants caught a sharp something on the door frame and ripped open my pants. All my co-workers saw my pink boxer briefs. Now I'm called "Pinky" by everyone. FML

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By Hairy Cheek - 15/04/2016 04:27 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML

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By thefoolwhorippedhispants - 20/04/2018 01:30

Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML

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By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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By fuckit - 31/01/2013 20:27 - Italy - Rome

Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML

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By Kylie - 06/06/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML

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By Tagged - 13/09/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML

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By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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By Jen1444 - 26/02/2018 13:00 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I gave a financial presentation to my entire firm. After it was over, somebody accidentally copied me on a group text that said, "Her zipper was open the whole time. If we're so successful, why is our CFO wearing a urine-stained store-brand K-Mart panties?" FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 06:01

Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2018 01:30

Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML

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bobsanction 18

Tuesday 4 February 2020 5:12

Take it up with human resources. It's very unacceptable for coworkers to be commenting on your underpants.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 4 February 2020 5:52

Narf! Poit!

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 4 February 2020 4:06

You probably ought to look for another job. You've lost the respect of your coworkers over your weird underwear.

bobsanction 18

Tuesday 4 February 2020 5:12

Take it up with human resources. It's very unacceptable for coworkers to be commenting on your underpants.

mas12806 24

Wednesday 5 February 2020 5:11

Let’s start w/ telling HR about the dangerous doorframe

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 4 February 2020 5:52

Narf! Poit!

Sarah Kryski-Kenny 3

Wednesday 5 February 2020 6:00

Gee Brain what do you want to do tonight? The same thing we do every night Pinky, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 5 February 2020 6:13

Who downvoted Rob Paulsen? Show yourself, coward! You deserve a smack!

slowhandjp 16

Tuesday 4 February 2020 9:13

You got a nice nickname👍

Mungolikecandy 19

Tuesday 4 February 2020 19:17

On the bright side it was not a commando training day.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 5 February 2020 4:19

It would be funny if it was and he still got the name "Pinky."

EmDizzle2007 28

Wednesday 5 February 2020 21:48

that's not so bad. it's just a wavelength of light. it didn't represent anything about you as a person.

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