By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
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Whelp, time to shave your head

I have no idea what the gestation period is for spiders but I suggest you look it up.


Who knows? Maybe it wasn't the same spider.

Whelp, time to shave your head

gabechriswill 19

At least you don't have any spider bites on your head.

I would suggest you burn your hair away just to be safe, but you've already suffered enough trauma as it is.

As an american i reccommend suing the spider and seeing therapist for your psychological brain damage

I have seen grammar Nazis, but 7 must be Hitler himself.

Actually no. Since people want to continously say "somthing Americans would do," or "Only in America". They could atleast capitalize it properly. Since, you know. Only in America.

Lmao it's a joke. I'm not criticizing anybody don't be so butthurt by my comment that you feel the need to counter

ohthebloodygore 16

Why are you all idiots? Only in America...

Shade0000 9

Everyone has their moments

SpartyOnWayne 18

It's not the end of the world, OP! I'm sure the spider was more scared of you than you were of him. After all, you did crash headfirst into its home

I have no idea what the gestation period is for spiders but I suggest you look it up.

More like ingestion rate

It's not a face hugger, 24

I have really thick hair and I've had bees, flies and spiders getting stuck in it just from being outdoors I feel you OP lol I hope it didn't bite your head

That sounds terrifying

Wash your hair. Wash it again. And again. Never, ever stop washing your hair.