Scary and Miscellaneous: Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking...

By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By Arthur B. - 24/09/2019 12:01

Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML

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Tasty

By spiderlady - 21/09/2015 03:00 - United States

Today, I walked face first into a near-invisible spiderweb. There's nothing worse than the feeling of a spider web wrapped around your face. Except maybe the feeling of the spider that saw my screaming mouth as a good hiding spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 19:02 - United States

Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML

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Freakout

By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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Juicy breakfast

By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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Monster in my bathroom

By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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He was just chillin'

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

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Leave spiders to chill

By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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AnFrickenTwan 19

Tuesday 31 May 2016 16:48

Whelp, time to shave your head

jimeple 12

Tuesday 31 May 2016 17:27

I have no idea what the gestation period is for spiders but I suggest you look it up.

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Wallsinator 3

Tuesday 31 May 2016 16:47

Who knows? Maybe it wasn't the same spider.

AnFrickenTwan 19

Tuesday 31 May 2016 16:48

Whelp, time to shave your head

gabechriswill 19

Tuesday 31 May 2016 16:48

At least you don't have any spider bites on your head.

nash1991 20

Tuesday 31 May 2016 16:52

I would suggest you burn your hair away just to be safe, but you've already suffered enough trauma as it is.

anonymous0110902 20

Tuesday 31 May 2016 16:55

As an american i reccommend suing the spider and seeing therapist for your psychological brain damage

Crossing 17

Tuesday 31 May 2016 17:03

American*

chuka81 27

Tuesday 31 May 2016 18:48

I have seen grammar Nazis, but 7 must be Hitler himself.

Crossing 17

Tuesday 31 May 2016 20:07

Actually no. Since people want to continously say "somthing Americans would do," or "Only in America". They could atleast capitalize it properly. Since, you know. Only in America.

anonymous0110902 20

Tuesday 31 May 2016 21:44

Lmao it's a joke. I'm not criticizing anybody don't be so butthurt by my comment that you feel the need to counter

ohthebloodygore 16

Wednesday 1 June 2016 6:04

Why are you all idiots? Only in America...

Shade0000 9

Wednesday 1 June 2016 7:03

Everyone has their moments

SpartyOnWayne 18

Tuesday 31 May 2016 17:02

It's not the end of the world, OP! I'm sure the spider was more scared of you than you were of him. After all, you did crash headfirst into its home

jimeple 12

Tuesday 31 May 2016 17:27

I have no idea what the gestation period is for spiders but I suggest you look it up.

aelabed 17

Tuesday 31 May 2016 22:16

More like ingestion rate

Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Wednesday 1 June 2016 0:49

It's not a face hugger, 24

embarass 14

Tuesday 31 May 2016 17:43

I have really thick hair and I've had bees, flies and spiders getting stuck in it just from being outdoors I feel you OP lol I hope it didn't bite your head