By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
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AnFrickenTwan 19
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Whelp, time to shave your head

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jimeple 12
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I have no idea what the gestation period is for spiders but I suggest you look it up.

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Wallsinator 3
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Who knows? Maybe it wasn't the same spider.

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AnFrickenTwan 19
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Whelp, time to shave your head

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gabechriswill 19

At least you don't have any spider bites on your head.

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nash1991 20
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I would suggest you burn your hair away just to be safe, but you've already suffered enough trauma as it is.

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anonymous0110902 20
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As an american i reccommend suing the spider and seeing therapist for your psychological brain damage

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chuka81 27
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I have seen grammar Nazis, but 7 must be Hitler himself.

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Crossing 17
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Actually no. Since people want to continously say "somthing Americans would do," or "Only in America". They could atleast capitalize it properly. Since, you know. Only in America.

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anonymous0110902 20
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Lmao it's a joke. I'm not criticizing anybody don't be so butthurt by my comment that you feel the need to counter

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ohthebloodygore 16

Why are you all idiots? Only in America...

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Shade0000 9

Everyone has their moments

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SpartyOnWayne 18

It's not the end of the world, OP! I'm sure the spider was more scared of you than you were of him. After all, you did crash headfirst into its home

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jimeple 12
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I have no idea what the gestation period is for spiders but I suggest you look it up.

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aelabed 17
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More like ingestion rate

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Diarrhea_Volcano 29
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It's not a face hugger, 24

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embarass 14
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I have really thick hair and I've had bees, flies and spiders getting stuck in it just from being outdoors I feel you OP lol I hope it didn't bite your head

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socialproduct 19
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That sounds terrifying

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RememberSchlitz 9
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Wash your hair. Wash it again. And again. Never, ever stop washing your hair.

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