Can't win

By Anonymous - 24/09/2019 22:00

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Today, I was in the mood for morning sex, but my wife told me to go wank it off in the bathroom. Three minutes later I was mid-wank when she started banging on the door because I was taking too long, and she needed to pee. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 086
You deserved it 339

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She probably figured that since you last for about 30 seconds in bed at best, you could probably wank off nearly as fast.

I think it was more of the fact that she asked him to hurry up after she told him to, not the fact that she said 'no' in the first place.

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A word of advice, friend... You can be single and wank off. Hoping this was an anomaly in your relationship. If not, you may want to reconsider your reasons for being married.

I think it was more of the fact that she asked him to hurry up after she told him to, not the fact that she said 'no' in the first place.

She probably figured that since you last for about 30 seconds in bed at best, you could probably wank off nearly as fast.

E2dav 5

people say things they don't mean when they're tired...plus she probs thought you'd be finished already within 3 mins

marriage life at it's best xD

If you have to lock the door when you wank... you need to look at other issues besides sex.

lj2000 5

Why are you wankin in the bathroom as an adult that’s some high school ass shit right there

J15237 25

Sorry dude that is just part of married life.

randybryant799 20

So maybe she's use to you finishing fast??