By Anonymous

Can't win

  Today, I was in the mood for morning sex, but my wife told me to go wank it off in the bathroom. Three minutes later I was mid-wank when she started banging on the door because I was taking too long, and she needed to pee. FML
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By  MitiMiki  |  16

A word of advice, friend... You can be single and wank off. Hoping this was an anomaly in your relationship. If not, you may want to reconsider your reasons for being married.