Can't win

By Anonymous - 24/09/2019 22:00

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Today, I was in the mood for morning sex, but my wife told me to go wank it off in the bathroom. Three minutes later I was mid-wank when she started banging on the door because I was taking too long, and she needed to pee. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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She probably figured that since you last for about 30 seconds in bed at best, you could probably wank off nearly as fast.

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Seeya55 31
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I think it was more of the fact that she asked him to hurry up after she told him to, not the fact that she said 'no' in the first place.

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MitiMiki 16
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A word of advice, friend... You can be single and wank off. Hoping this was an anomaly in your relationship. If not, you may want to reconsider your reasons for being married.

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Seeya55 31
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I think it was more of the fact that she asked him to hurry up after she told him to, not the fact that she said 'no' in the first place.

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RichardPencil 30
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She probably figured that since you last for about 30 seconds in bed at best, you could probably wank off nearly as fast.

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E2dav 5

people say things they don't mean when they're tired...plus she probs thought you'd be finished already within 3 mins

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lowshadows 21
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marriage life at it's best xD

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Smgreene 15
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If you have to lock the door when you wank... you need to look at other issues besides sex.

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lj2000 5

Why are you wankin in the bathroom as an adult that’s some high school ass shit right there

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J15237 25

Sorry dude that is just part of married life.

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randybryant799 20

So maybe she's use to you finishing fast??

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