That slaps!

By Kelli - 08/04/2020 02:00

Today, the whole time my husband and I had sex, my stomach flab violently slapped my thighs. The harder he pumped, the louder the slapping got. Time to lose some weight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 351
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Unless he's deaf, the sound probably turned him on and made him pump harder. He might be into BBWs, so your diet might be a no-win situation.

Girl me too lolol

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Sexercise is a great start! Learn some moves to improve a nice workout.

Unless he's deaf, the sound probably turned him on and made him pump harder. He might be into BBWs, so your diet might be a no-win situation.

Girl me too lolol

I specialize in personalized therapeutic diet plans. I have a PhD...im working entirely online right now with the quarantine. if you are serious I might be able to help. just send me a reply and I'll give you my info.

I’m so glad I’m a virgin. I never have to worry about things like this.

He's still attracted to you yes?

At least he is still attracted to you. But since you notice, you can take this quarantine as a time to work on some improvements.

It’s called the “fwap fwap”.

Unless he’s a chubby chaser