That slaps!

By Kelli - 08/04/2020 02:00

Today, the whole time my husband and I had sex, my stomach flab violently slapped my thighs. The harder he pumped, the louder the slapping got. Time to lose some weight. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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Unless he's deaf, the sound probably turned him on and made him pump harder. He might be into BBWs, so your diet might be a no-win situation.

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Buddhagal20 6

Girl me too lolol

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sourgirl101 28

Sexercise is a great start! Learn some moves to improve a nice workout.

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RichardPencil 30
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Unless he's deaf, the sound probably turned him on and made him pump harder. He might be into BBWs, so your diet might be a no-win situation.

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Buddhagal20 6

Girl me too lolol

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Tabby Rosas 8
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I specialize in personalized therapeutic diet plans. I have a PhD...im working entirely online right now with the quarantine. if you are serious I might be able to help. just send me a reply and I'll give you my info.

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WistayShlaio82 13

I’m so glad I’m a virgin. I never have to worry about things like this.

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DanielleinDC 32
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He's still attracted to you yes?

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lifeis4me 20

At least he is still attracted to you. But since you notice, you can take this quarantine as a time to work on some improvements.

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Robin Irwin Simpson 9
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It’s called the “fwap fwap”.

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bloopaloop 27

Yes.

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Dale Gulley 8
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Unless he’s a chubby chaser

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