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By Anonymoose - 19/08/2016 20:06

Today, I was in a public toilet. I looked down and realised someone in the stall next to me was peeing on my foot underneath the divider. They didn't even attempt to aim for the toilet bowl. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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You deserved it 2 732

By Alisterine - 24/08/2014 17:31 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 230

You deserved it 14 627

Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 745

You deserved it 3 761

By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 424

You deserved it 3 605

Sprinkler system

By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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You deserved it 1 395

Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 563

You deserved it 2 814

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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You deserved it 4 697

By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 06:44

Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 973

You deserved it 1 441

By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 02:21 - Australia

Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 660

You deserved it 4 247

By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 727

You deserved it 2 677

Catdragon 40

Saturday 20 August 2016 9:37

They were obviously marking their territory. You now belong to them.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 20 August 2016 9:37

I've seen people film stuff like that just to prank people and put it on YouTube.

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aznboi415 13

Saturday 20 August 2016 9:28

Were you wearing sketchers?

b5b0n36 27

Saturday 20 August 2016 9:28

that is just disgusting.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 20 August 2016 9:37

I've seen people film stuff like that just to prank people and put it on YouTube.

Catdragon 40

Saturday 20 August 2016 9:37

They were obviously marking their territory. You now belong to them.

tygerarmy 35

Saturday 20 August 2016 9:38

Pee back? Fling poop? Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 20 August 2016 11:13

Or the ultimate evil, don't let them borrow your TP.

socialproduct 19

Saturday 20 August 2016 12:41

If you have enough pressure I say pee over the top of the divider in retaliation.

fishinpink 20

Saturday 20 August 2016 20:31

umm...#7 of HE was being peed on I am assuming there was no pooping involved seeing as most people sit down to poop...common logic ;-)

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 20 August 2016 23:12

24 - Common courtesy (which is probably not very common here) would dictate that you clean up after yourself in a public restroom.

xxDeeStar 27

Saturday 20 August 2016 11:08

What do people get out of this kind of stuff? I understand "having fun" but this kind of stuff is just plain stupid. I hope you weren't wearing expensive shoes. FYL for sure.