By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
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if he's 45 and screwing your 19-yr-old daughter, then he's not your best friend. the pool guy, eh, at least he's not over twice her age. But still, she sounds like she gets around. at least she's not underage, though. when i worked at a hospital in NC in the medical records department, i can't tell you how many birth certificates i saw for underage moms. one was 12 years old. just be glad she's 19 and not 12. as for your "best friend", if it is his, make sure that SOB is there for his child.
Oh gross! Your daughter is a fucking whore, however this is NOT an FML for you. More like Fyourdaughter'sLife because when she turns 40 and is reflecting on her life, she'll realize that because she fucked so many people, her hoo ha! now looks like a piece of viciously chewed bubblegum. And also Fthekid'sLife for having a mom comparable to that of Kat Stacks (shudders) Good Luck OP!
wait, did she tell you it was a toss up between the two?! or did you know already know your 45 year old best friend+the pool guy have been banging your daughter?! or did you just happen to say "my daughter is pregnant" in front of them, and then they both looked at you surprised/ashamed/ecstatic?!
#105, how is that not a whorish? I can't enumerate the number of things that are wrong with what she did, but I'll say a few : 1. both are far too old for her, those kind of relationships aren't healthy, it's true she's 19 which is considered an adult in most of the world, but anyone that remembers what it was like at 19 knows you're not really that much of an adult yet psychologically. 2. sleeping with 2 guys at approx the same time(otherwise it wouldn't be a toss up) is kind of slutish. 3. sleeping with your fathers best friend is a very dick move, sleeping with the pool man that your father is paying isn't exactly much lower on the dick move scale either. 4. remaining pregnant is dumb too, if you're gonna screw your fathers best friend and the pool man, at least take every precaution you can.
seriously, the OP probably lives in some ghetto apartment complex, that's why her daughter is even pregant at that age in the first place. the "pool boy" is probably some sick rapist maintenence man, and if your daughter wants to bang older men, it's who and how she was brought up that makes her do so.
@ The_good_times: There needs to be more information to determine if the OP's daughter is a whore. Assuming she is, there are still several things wrong with your argument. Problem with 1st statement: Considering both these men are significantly older than her and as you stated she may not be psychologically ready to make adult decisions it's less of her being a whore and has more to do with them taking advantage of her. Thus the 2 men are actually the ones who should be looked down on. Of course, all this is assuming she really isn't psychologically ready to make adult decisions and they knowingly took advantage of that. The only problem with your 2nd statement is that we don't know the exact circumstances to make a judgment. Problem with 3rd statement: A 45 year old fucking his best friend's daughter would be a dick move. A 19 year old fucking an older man is naivety. Far as the pool guy goes, it's unethical to fuck somebody when you're supposed to be working regardless of who it is. There's nothing unethical about sleeping with your parent's employee assuming it's consensual. I.E. you aren't threatening to have them fired if they don't. Problem with 4th statement: It doesn't make sense. You said remaining pregnant is wrong (which I took to mean she should get an abortion) then started talking about how she should take every precaution possible. Abortion is not a precaution it's what some women do after not taking proper precautions.
which one would you rather have the father be? decide...then go from there biologicalness don't matter money matter