Taste test

By Anonymous - 25/01/2014 12:28 - United States - Berkeley

Spicy
Today, my husband decided to put different condiments on my body to make our sex better. I was thinking whipped cream; he was feeling ketchup. FML
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ChristianH39 30

Did he call you his little French fry?

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piedpiper303 29

hm, not like theres a button for that or anything..

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bfsd42 20

36, your comment is way more annoying than 1's. Yes, there is a button for that, just like there is a button to express your disapproval of a comment.

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dachayke 16

But there's also a button to express your disapproval towards #36's comment about his disapproval towards #1's comment about how OP's life sucks because her husband smothered her with what is basically a tomato smoothie.

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rahulcool7 14

The heart wants what the heart wants

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Chris9616 12

On the behalf of the entire FML team. we would like to thank you for that smart well thought out first comment. For those who can't tell that was sarcasm. OP I hope you enjoy that tomato smoothie mix and what not

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Warm_Apple_Pie 21

No, he was sucking the ketchup off her body. :)

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KSer4lifeee 8

#45 there's also a button to express your disapproval at #36 expressing their disapproval at #1

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ChevyRedneck85 13

"You can make anything taste better with ketchup"- Rodney Carrington

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ss_fml 7

Maybe he thinks your legs look like hotdogs.

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kylieh72 25

#74 Maybe you think it's cool to hijack someone else's comment. It's not. Even if the comment is pointless.

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Clay_Pidgeon 11

#111. maybe you think its cool to call out someone on threadjacking...

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ChristianH39 30

Did he call you his little French fry?

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OctoDope 15

Maybe fries on the side but I think he was just getting the bun ready for the hotdog.

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jazzy_123 20

her buns ready for his hot dog...O,O

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mattorama 15

Thank you for clearing that up, I had no idea what he meant.

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jazzy_123 20

oh!! haha it completely went over my head. I was half asleep when I read and wrote that.

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kylieh72 25

#64's picture is absolutely perfect for that comment.

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dachayke 16

And the sauerkraut. Gotta love the sauerkraut.

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dachayke 16

I don't get why this thread is getting downvoted. Just like *snaps fingers* this comment.

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abnormalbird 11

How about some mayo in the buns? (If you know what I mean ;) )

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TheTacoMan 24

Hopefully there is no ketchup coming out of the other side #98

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kylieh72 25

I'm still wondering how you chop a union. 22, care to explain?

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\ 28

Walmart chops unions with no problem, #113.

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how_about_no_ 19

Does he think you look like a hotdog, by any chance?

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Fuaaad1994 31

Taking the hotdogs or legs game to a whole new level

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jordynsage 17

Atleast he's trying, be glad he didn't give up O.P.

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jgwyh 18

Your not the one that has to lick it off, if the man likes ketchup let him ketchup all over you

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SuckMeBeautifu1 24

Dude, ketchup is the probably most unsexiest condiment you could put on your body. Looks terrible, smells terrible, feels terrible, and makes a big mess.

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happle 21

Maybe, just maybe, he likes it. Just because it's "unsexy" to you, that doesn't mean other people find enjoyment from it.

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