By Flopera - 12/05/2018 05:00
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Bribe the usher with a tenor and he’ll seat you in a different aria of the theater.
I mean, at least you didn’t get them for the Friday before? You can still go.
Maybe I’m just some uncultured swine but I’ll take a pizza and some bowling over Opera any day.
I used to leaf through my grandparents' opera magazines and read the summary of some of the operas because I was drawn to the pretty costumes. Most of them were rather tragic. Not really my thing.
I guess Christmas isn’t over until the fat lady sings ...or next Friday, whichever comes first
Which opera?
Wait...how did you get past the front doors if your tickets were for a different performance?
That was my thought. Even the most rinkydink crappy little venues have electric scanners these days
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I mean, at least you didn’t get them for the Friday before? You can still go.
Maybe I’m just some uncultured swine but I’ll take a pizza and some bowling over Opera any day.