FML : Today, I treated my out of town family to a surprise opera experience as a belated Christmas present. When we arrived, there were people already in our...

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Today, I treated my out of town family to a surprise opera experience as a belated Christmas present. When we arrived, there were people already in our seats. Upon checking the tickets, I realized that I had purchased them for the following Friday instead of today. FML

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By Flopera - / Saturday 12 May 2018 05:00 /

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By Emma1562 | 33

#7633418 - Saturday 12 May 2018 5:58

I mean, at least you didn’t get them for the Friday before? You can still go.

By julfunky | 25

#7633426 - Saturday 12 May 2018 7:33

Maybe I’m just some uncultured swine but I’ll take a pizza and some bowling over Opera any day.

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7633405 - Saturday 12 May 2018 5:20

Bribe the usher with a tenor and he’ll seat you in a different aria of the theater.

By Emma1562 | 33

#7633418 - Saturday 12 May 2018 5:58

I mean, at least you didn’t get them for the Friday before? You can still go.

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UOFreak07 | 8

#7633715 - Saturday 12 May 2018 23:47

I'm guessing that the family visiting why be around then.

By julfunky | 25

#7633426 - Saturday 12 May 2018 7:33

Maybe I’m just some uncultured swine but I’ll take a pizza and some bowling over Opera any day.

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Glowworm56 | 25

#7633541 - Saturday 12 May 2018 14:25

I used to leaf through my grandparents' opera magazines and read the summary of some of the operas because I was drawn to the pretty costumes. Most of them were rather tragic. Not really my thing.

By pjsr | 31

#7633427 - Saturday 12 May 2018 7:35

I guess Christmas isn’t over until the fat lady sings ...or next Friday, whichever comes first

By ARISKomuniszt | 23

#7633452 - Saturday 12 May 2018 9:06

Which opera?

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7633498 - Saturday 12 May 2018 13:23

This will be a Christmas worth remembering.

By ChakatBlackstar | 28

#7633555 - Saturday 12 May 2018 14:54

Wait...how did you get past the front doors if your tickets were for a different performance?

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evilplatypus | 36

#7633601 - Saturday 12 May 2018 17:02

That was my thought. Even the most rinkydink crappy little venues have electric scanners these days

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