By Flopera - 12/05/2018 05:00

Today, I treated my out of town family to a surprise opera experience as a belated Christmas present. When we arrived, there were people already in our seats. Upon checking the tickets, I realized that I had purchased them for the following Friday instead of today. FML
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I mean, at least you didn’t get them for the Friday before? You can still go.

Maybe I’m just some uncultured swine but I’ll take a pizza and some bowling over Opera any day.

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Bribe the usher with a tenor and he’ll seat you in a different aria of the theater.

I mean, at least you didn’t get them for the Friday before? You can still go.

I'm guessing that the family visiting why be around then.

Maybe I’m just some uncultured swine but I’ll take a pizza and some bowling over Opera any day.

I used to leaf through my grandparents' opera magazines and read the summary of some of the operas because I was drawn to the pretty costumes. Most of them were rather tragic. Not really my thing.

I guess Christmas isn’t over until the fat lady sings ...or next Friday, whichever comes first

This will be a Christmas worth remembering.

Wait...how did you get past the front doors if your tickets were for a different performance?

That was my thought. Even the most rinkydink crappy little venues have electric scanners these days