Mom has an interesting past it seems…

By Anonymous - 15/09/2022 14:30 - United States

Today, I was informed by my mother that my extremely long pinky fingernail could probably get me mistaken for a coke addict. My fingernails grow uncontrollably fast, and my pinky nail is completely natural. It just happens to grow much longer than the others. Imagine explaining that to a cop. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I don’t think anyone would really be staring at people’s fingernails with a ruler waiting to see someone who’s gone over the Socially Acceptable Limit. I’m sorry your mom decided to be weird about it.

that is the thing for cokeheads haha! just carry a nail file

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I don’t think anyone would really be staring at people’s fingernails with a ruler waiting to see someone who’s gone over the Socially Acceptable Limit. I’m sorry your mom decided to be weird about it.

that is the thing for cokeheads haha! just carry a nail file

Get a nail clipper if you’re worried about unwelcome attention. It takes only a minute or two to clip your fingernails with a Gem type common nail clipper (the kind with a bulldog like mouth and a lever). You don’t really have to use a file if you do a reasonable job with the clipper - it’s quicker.

crackbombz 8

Not hard to tell your mom made sure to party when she was young LOL

Learn the guitar and ditch the guitar pick. This way, your long pinky fingernail will not look weird anymore among your other long fingernails.

OfficialMrD 3

If they grow that fast, keep some clippers with you at all times. If you keep them trimmed, no one will notice.