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By j - Canada Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML I agree, your life sucks 18365 You deserved it 30112 137 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By BaldingQuick - United States Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML I agree, your life sucks 32471 You deserved it 2632 99 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By pop_rox - United States Today, I was riding in a carpool when we passed a church that has a shady reputation. I said "man, all those people are being brainwashed, it's a cult". The lady sitting in the back seat behind me says "I'm a member of that church". OOPS. Silence. FML I agree, your life sucks 10243 You deserved it 28504 46 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML I agree, your life sucks 52780 You deserved it 7950 298 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fuckwank - United States - Red Oak Today, I offered to help out at my grandpa's farm, and he had me load buckets of water into his trunk. When he came by and saw me struggling to lift a bucket, he sneered, called me a moron for filling it up before putting it in the truck, and told me to just go home. FML I agree, your life sucks 36952 You deserved it 12336 49 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Missouri City Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML I agree, your life sucks 25560 You deserved it 2049 99 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I spent my first day with my parents for the first time in a year as I've been away at university. My dad went to work, and my mum spent the whole day playing mahjong with her friends as they all told me "how fat I've gotten" and how "boys won't like it". FML I agree, your life sucks 14678 You deserved it 1291 28 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lexi - Canada Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML I agree, your life sucks 28326 You deserved it 7229 86 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I got into an argument with my wife over how she spends too much time with her gay best friend. Now she says that if I want to ever get intimate with her again, I'll have to let her watch as I give him a striptease. FML I agree, your life sucks 40120 You deserved it 11211 250 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By WhatTheFaf - United Kingdom Today, my mum yelled at me for wanting to apply to university courses that she doesn't approve of. I'm applying for Biomedical Sciences and Microbiology, she's an unemployed Jehovah's Witness. FML I agree, your life sucks 39915 You deserved it 2957 227 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Today, my roommate served me with a two-week’s notice to vacate the apartment, the day before I leave for 10 days of working in a completely different city 150 miles away. FML I agree, your life sucks 1950 You deserved it 167 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML I agree, your life sucks 27044 You deserved it 7301 197 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kilamo80 - United States - Clarkston Today, I found out why we've had to replace 3 washing machines this year. My sister thinks that "huge capacity" means "load the washing machine until no more clothes will fit." It blows the motor every time. She's 31. FML I agree, your life sucks 52363 You deserved it 4139 109 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By oompaloompa New, from L'Oréal! Today, I used a self-tanning towelette to help even out my tan lines and disguise my vitiligo a bit. Now my stomach is orange and my spots are even more noticeable. FML I agree, your life sucks 1221 You deserved it 432 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, my seemingly innocent younger brother showed our family a video of what he was doing last night when he skipped New Student Orientation. He's been in college all of 48 hours and he's already joined a fight club. FML I agree, your life sucks 3163 You deserved it 283 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By YoshiSqu4d Today, someone tripped the fire alarm at the hotel I'm currently staying at while I was taking a shit. FML I agree, your life sucks 1491 You deserved it 93 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sexysue - United States Today, it was me and my husband's anniversary. He was at work, so I decided to dress up "sexy". You know, the typical lacey thong and fishnets. I heard the door open, and what I thought was him was actually my brother who'd visited to wish me a happy anniversary. FML I agree, your life sucks 23883 You deserved it 5719 57 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Noname - United States Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML I agree, your life sucks 64209 You deserved it 20240 80 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Blythe Today, a woman accused me of bullying her son, and said that she is going to get me fired. Her son is a 27-year-old teacher at my school, whom I disciplined for showing up drunk. FML I agree, your life sucks 49216 You deserved it 2644 68 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By :( - United States - Saint Paul Today, I had a Chinese test. Our teacher decided to wait until yesterday to tell us about it because she "knew" we wouldn't study anyway and she didn't want to stress us out. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML I agree, your life sucks 20178 You deserved it 1969 57 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By traumatised Today, I went to make my morning coffee as usual. When I opened the container for the coffee grounds, I saw it bubbling. Perplexed, I looked closer. This is how I discovered that maggots can actually bubble what they ingest. FML I agree, your life sucks 1965 You deserved it 223 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dtack2tack - United States Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML I agree, your life sucks 28595 You deserved it 3790 67 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my mother decided to tell me about how my twin brother almost killed me in the womb when his cord wrapped around my neck. When she left the room, he said, "You won't be so lucky next time." FML I agree, your life sucks 47474 You deserved it 4697 107 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bloated - Australia - Brisbane Today, I felt so self-conscious about my gut, I pushed it out and pretended I was pregnant rather than sucking it in. FML I agree, your life sucks 9735 You deserved it 2497 32 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML I agree, your life sucks 36667 You deserved it 3191 124 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By BestBF - United States - Omaha Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 61162 You deserved it 8697 104 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By "daddyrobyn" Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML I agree, your life sucks 2302 You deserved it 142 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jarryd - Australia Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML I agree, your life sucks 32469 You deserved it 7453 186 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dollybabe - Ireland Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML I agree, your life sucks 33586 You deserved it 11646 175 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SkipBeatOtaku - 16/5/2020 20:00 A load of hot air Today, I was having hot sex with my boyfriend. Then, I felt a puff of air hit my face and a rancid smell. My dog had farted in my face. FML I agree, your life sucks 1516 You deserved it 624 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Port Townsend Today, my 27 year old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 28325 You deserved it 11946 335 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anon - Canada - Mississauga Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML I agree, your life sucks 33647 You deserved it 2565 52 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jman6295 - United States Today, while helping my father build a shelf, I suggested that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggested I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML I agree, your life sucks 31914 You deserved it 15193 281 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML I agree, your life sucks 16658 You deserved it 69296 212 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Radbaby Today, nearing the start of what I was hoping to be a relaxing week off, my air conditioning system died. A replacement system will be in the $7000 range, just the amount I'd finally saved for my dream vacation. FML I agree, your life sucks 3875 You deserved it 253 34 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nola2005 Hoarded in Today, as my gaze went from the cobwebs hanging from my ceiling to the opened and unopened Amazon boxes in the corners of my house, I realized I'm on my way to being a hoarder. I'm too tired and depressed to do anything about it. FML I agree, your life sucks 1294 You deserved it 453 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia - Applecross Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML I agree, your life sucks 26532 You deserved it 9835 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/8/2020 17:01 Shocking Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML I agree, your life sucks 1180 You deserved it 205 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SkottLong - United States - Logan Today, I showed my father a nice sweatshirt online, hoping he would take the hint and get it for me. He did, three sizes larger than mine, for himself. FML I agree, your life sucks 30242 You deserved it 8331 61 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By snownerd - United States Today, while I was shopping, I saw my old friend from high school. After a bit of talking, I ended up giving her my phone number. I wrote it on an old receipt. Little did I remember, the receipt was from when I bought lube and condoms. FML I agree, your life sucks 17713 You deserved it 39543 146 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I had to resort to telling my boyfriend that I have a praise kink, just so that he would actually compliment me. FML I agree, your life sucks 640 You deserved it 188 2 Comments
Today, I had a huge argument with my wife because I declined a lunch invite with a married couple who live nearby. My wife has severe social anxiety, so... I agree, your life sucks 1138 You deserved it 176 11 Comments