By drew_ar85 - 20/03/2010 16:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend said, "People think I don't have talent, but I do. I'm really good with my mouth. Just ask anyone." FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 075
You deserved it 6 691

Same thing different taste

Top comments


if you think about it, that just might be a good thing

OkamiAngel 0

Agreed so she might be a **** but hey.

... and I bet she always needs a breath mint.

XpertMarksman 0

your friends can play Sexbox instead

if you actually think about the chicks a ***** who gives everyone head

11- now how did you deduce that one Sherlock

KurouTenshi 0

did he text 542542 or use or the iPhone app?

jasonsaied 1
dance_till_dawn 0

11? No shit, Dumbass! Your response was pretty much unintellible. So, if you think about're an idiot!

marlon001 0
WolfsGuns 0

op, you should ask her to prove it to you, over and over

Haha, I'ts probably not an easy feat.

onceuponapenis 0

she's right...she is. trust me I'm a doctor.

XYZzzzzzzz 0

How the **** is this an fml

MightyMike2509 0

#11 is a hero hahahaha. wow. your a hero #11 lol. a hero. hahaha.

yea girls wonder how they become ***** and nobody whants to date them well think of it as guys dont whant to kiss them were like 20 other guys dicks have been

ndiesal 0

Too bad 11 was responding to 6's comment. Yeah, who are the jackasses now? LOL

lol a lot of these comments are making me laugh. usually i get annoyed from the arguing.

icychill67 1
PiiScHkE 0

your a ****** ass piece of shit tell her to suck your D or leave

redshortsx 0
biohaz_fml 0

damn I hope it's a girl cuz if it's a guy I'm going throw up right now

123 the first rounds free from her

kayrystal123 6

thats a 2 way deal good and bad

spicayyy 0

at least you'll get more BJs, stop complaining.

yeah, that's kind of a good thing, more bjs but then again, more stds?

I think we just discovered the source of the Arkansas high school massacre a few years back...

karro 1

lol maybe she means talking? lol

KurouTenshi 0

warning sign #286 that your girlfriend might be a *****.

FYLDeep 25

Yeah she is good with her mouth. She did tell you to ask me, so I'm just saying.

someone's girlfriend was on clerks? just how many? tell us.

ndiesal 0

#40 = fail. Maybe OP's girlfriend has sucked 37 different dicks... maybe more