By drew_ar85 - 20/03/2010 16:30 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend said, "People think I don't have talent, but I do. I'm really good with my mouth. Just ask anyone." FML
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karro 1

lol maybe she means talking? lol

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shocka_fml 4

if you think about it, that just might be a good thing

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OkamiAngel 0

Agreed so she might be a **** but hey.

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13__Loki__13 1

... and I bet she always needs a breath mint.

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XpertMarksman 0

your friends can play Sexbox instead

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sixtimessix 0

if you actually think about the chicks a ***** who gives everyone head

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StoryOfTheYear 14

11- now how did you deduce that one Sherlock

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KurouTenshi 0

maybe he used KGB :o

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yerliefsuks 0

did he text 542542 or use KGB.com or the iPhone app?

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jasonsaied 1

this is good for the OP ;)

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dance_till_dawn 0

11? No shit, Dumbass! Your response was pretty much unintellible. So, if you think about it...you're an idiot!

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marlon001 0

ur ****** retarded

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WolfsGuns 0

op, you should ask her to prove it to you, over and over

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Yuppie 7

Haha, I'ts probably not an easy feat.

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onceuponapenis 0

she's right...she is. trust me I'm a doctor.

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XYZzzzzzzz 0

How the **** is this an fml

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MightyMike2509 0

#11 is a hero hahahaha. wow. your a hero #11 lol. a hero. hahaha.

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metalhead256 0

yea girls wonder how they become ***** and nobody whants to date them well think of it as guys dont whant to kiss them were like 20 other guys dicks have been

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ndiesal 0

Too bad 11 was responding to 6's comment. Yeah, who are the jackasses now? LOL

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missASHLEYnicole 0

lol a lot of these comments are making me laugh. usually i get annoyed from the arguing.

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icychill67 1

must be a blond lol jk

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PiiScHkE 0

your a ****** ass piece of shit tell her to suck your D or leave

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redshortsx 0

BJ s for everyone

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biohaz_fml 0

damn I hope it's a girl cuz if it's a guy I'm going throw up right now

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noahvs67 0

123 the first rounds free from her

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kayrystal123 6

thats a 2 way deal good and bad

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spicayyy 0

at least you'll get more BJs, stop complaining.

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dipo7213 3

yeah, that's kind of a good thing, more bjs but then again, more stds?

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shotstack 0

I think we just discovered the source of the Arkansas high school massacre a few years back...

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karro 1

lol maybe she means talking? lol

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KurouTenshi 0

warning sign #286 that your girlfriend might be a *****.

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FYLDeep 25

Yeah she is good with her mouth. She did tell you to ask me, so I'm just saying.

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bmalley 0

someone's girlfriend was on clerks? just how many? tell us.

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ndiesal 0

#40 = fail. Maybe OP's girlfriend has sucked 37 different dicks... maybe more

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