Cotton Eye Joe
By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 09:27 - United States
By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 09:27 - United States
By Dv0829 - 21/10/2011 05:42 - United States
By wedding leper - 23/01/2016 05:25 - United States - Tucson
By Mini-wanker - 18/10/2011 17:34 - United States
By anonymous - 22/01/2016 01:55 - United States - Bellefontaine
By Anonymous - 29/12/2021 05:01
By UKRukus - 18/01/2016 21:13 - United Kingdom - London
By Anonymous - 15/01/2016 17:47 - United States - Winona
By tiredofbullshit - 08/01/2016 06:06 - United States - Littleton
By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton
By PillPopperApparently - 20/12/2018 12:00
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 20:49 - United States - Arlington
OP here! My first FML got published, yay! Not sure why the heck it says I posted this from Texas... I'm from Colorado. And I'm also not a guy. *shrugs* Anyway, thank you all for the nice comments! I feel like a fool, but at least I tried to help a kitty in need. Even if it was just a plastic bag.
By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 22:27 - New Zealand - Auckland
OP here. first some bits i had to cut out for lack of room. i had just been dropped off at my truck as id stayed at a relatives house the night before so it was midday just before starting a return shift at truck rest stop and the "didnt bring my debit card" was entirely my fault as i hadnt checked in my rush to leave as id been running late id already got quite far when id realised id left it behind, also a sunday afternoon so no banks open to get a replacement card....turned out a happy ending though as i remembered i had hidden an emergency 20 in a compartment of said truck. Lesson learned i have a emergency kit with a credit card and cash just incase of attack of the birds has a sequel.
By Rakayla - 29/06/2019 12:03 - United States - Albuquerque
By Lewis - 22/12/2018 00:30 - France - Paris
By Anonymous - 21/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Newark
By horribleevening - 31/01/2019 22:00 - Australia - Hornsby
By Anonymous - 06/12/2015 15:36 - United States - Saint Cloud
By Wtf - 10/07/2013 05:24 - United States - Miamisburg
By HateTheBus - 18/03/2019 02:00
By jacobianscum - 29/11/2015 07:05 - New Zealand - East Tamaki
By Kens - 20/05/2009 00:51 - Canada
By KJL - 29/08/2011 15:38 - United States
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By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville
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By Amithatevil - 29/08/2014 12:35 - Japan - Kawasaki
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It was not a routemaster. im a londoner too. i take risks crossing myself, but i know when you can do it, and when you cant. this guy didnt realise the bus was right behind him as he went to run out on the road. he wouldnt have made it. if he goes about catching buses like that every day, it defies science and logic as to how he is still alive.