By fucking hell my eyes burn - 23/05/2014 22:46 - Germany

Today, I woke up and stumbled over to my window to soak up some morning sunshine. The sunshine was lovely; the sight of my elderly neighbour doing some kind of nude yoga in his backyard certainly was not. FML
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Hey, you got to enjoy the sun and the moon all at the same time!

Goooooooooodd morning neighbor!


Were they doing doggie position?

I don't recall op mentioning there was two people.

i think #1 was referring to yoga asanas... but still a very bad attempt.

11, youre probably right. :T

Let's hope he just stuck to the plank after be was spotted.

Downward facing dog

This thread fell apart before it even got started.

doggie position? you mean downward dog? on another note, people do their yoga differently and he, too, probably wanted some sunshine.

incoherentrmblr 21

I hope it wasn't Mr. Rogers...

Justin Bieber, clueless as ever.

popprock 13

You dear sir, have a perverted mind.

Goooooooooodd morning neighbor!

It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood, A beautiful day for a neighbor, Would you be mine? Could you be mine?

Really? I was kinda thinking of the lyrics that go The earth says hello! Right after #2's comment :3

#39 - I was imagining it in more of a "Gooood morning San Diego!" anchorman type voice, but to each their own. :)

I heard it in Flanders' voice

grapefruit_hd 7

I was thinking of the go dady comercial and their were all these body builders with their shirt of running towards a stire

Oh dear God...

iOceanus 18

Are you writing a letter to God?

Asking for eye bleach.

Now that's a sight I wish anyone could un see. I'm scared just by you describing it.

No one wanna see that

Hey, you got to enjoy the sun and the moon all at the same time!

hehe clever cookie you are.

ColonelCusswords 24

Oy! Nasty!

Brain bleech. Brain bleach! We need some brain bleech over here! Now! Immediately! Yesterday even!

im wondering how you managed to get from spelling bleach wrong, to right, to wrong again.

I honestly didn't even read "bleach." All I got was "blech." Like when you express discuss in something. I was so terribly confused through that entire comment.

Oh dear, this is what happens when I have stayed up for 24 hours. I do apologize. I will try to restrain myself in the future.

I'll also make sure to properly spell 'disgust' in the future.

oh my God that kind of made my day but yeah FYL

There are some things that cannot be unseen...

Marty20612 5

I just love old people lol !! Too funny

SkyGuy32 17

I dearly hope that the event described in this FML do not demonstrate the manner in which you love old people.