By fucking hell my eyes burn - 23/05/2014 22:46 - Germany

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Today, I woke up and stumbled over to my window to soak up some morning sunshine. The sunshine was lovely; the sight of my elderly neighbour doing some kind of nude yoga in his backyard certainly was not. FML
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jamalamadingdong 18

Hey, you got to enjoy the sun and the moon all at the same time!

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mattjamt 16

Goooooooooodd morning neighbor!

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noobienick 19

Were they doing doggie position?

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PewDiePie_Lover 14

I don't recall op mentioning there was two people.

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toaster123 11

i think #1 was referring to yoga asanas... but still a very bad attempt.

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PewDiePie_Lover 14

11, youre probably right. :T

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fortune789 17

Let's hope he just stuck to the plank after be was spotted.

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khaoticpanda 28

Downward facing dog

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TheAbstract 15

This thread fell apart before it even got started.

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sweetbliss3 37

doggie position? you mean downward dog? on another note, people do their yoga differently and he, too, probably wanted some sunshine.

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incoherentrmblr 21

I hope it wasn't Mr. Rogers...

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

Justin Bieber, clueless as ever.

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popprock 13

You dear sir, have a perverted mind.

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mattjamt 16

Goooooooooodd morning neighbor!

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Kamon97 23

It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood, A beautiful day for a neighbor, Would you be mine? Could you be mine?

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warsun 27

Really? I was kinda thinking of the lyrics that go The earth says hello! Right after #2's comment :3

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mattjamt 16

#39 - I was imagining it in more of a "Gooood morning San Diego!" anchorman type voice, but to each their own. :)

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Brandi_Faith 33

I heard it in Flanders' voice

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grapefruit_hd 7

I was thinking of the go dady comercial and their were all these body builders with their shirt of running towards a stire

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jeezburger12 10

Oh dear God...

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iOceanus 18

Are you writing a letter to God?

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kingdomgirl94 28

Asking for eye bleach.

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AshaaFerreira 22

Now that's a sight I wish anyone could un see. I'm scared just by you describing it.

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chickenfeet223 11

No one wanna see that

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jamalamadingdong 18

Hey, you got to enjoy the sun and the moon all at the same time!

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annunaki_fml 11

hehe clever cookie you are.

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ColonelCusswords 24

Oy! Nasty!

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Dthsapprntc 23

Brain bleech. Brain bleach! We need some brain bleech over here! Now! Immediately! Yesterday even!

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mikbrooke 25

im wondering how you managed to get from spelling bleach wrong, to right, to wrong again.

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TheAbstract 15

I honestly didn't even read "bleach." All I got was "blech." Like when you express discuss in something. I was so terribly confused through that entire comment.

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Dthsapprntc 23

Oh dear, this is what happens when I have stayed up for 24 hours. I do apologize. I will try to restrain myself in the future.

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TheAbstract 15

I'll also make sure to properly spell 'disgust' in the future.

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whitetiger13131 26

oh my God that kind of made my day but yeah FYL

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blondeamazonian 18

There are some things that cannot be unseen...

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Marty20612 5

I just love old people lol !! Too funny

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SkyGuy32 17

I dearly hope that the event described in this FML do not demonstrate the manner in which you love old people.

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