FML : Today, I woke up and stumbled over to my window to soak up some morning sunshine. The sunshine was lovely; the sight of my elderly neighbour doing some...

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Today, I woke up and stumbled over to my window to soak up some morning sunshine. The sunshine was lovely; the sight of my elderly neighbour doing some kind of nude yoga in his backyard certainly was not. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fucking hell my eyes burn - / Friday 23 May 2014 22:46 / Germany

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By jamalamadingdong | 15

#5954520 - Saturday 24 May 2014 05:25

Hey, you got to enjoy the sun and the moon all at the same time!

By mattjamt | 16

#5954516 - Saturday 24 May 2014 05:24

Goooooooooodd morning neighbor!

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By noobienick | 19

#5954515 - Saturday 24 May 2014 05:24

Were they doing doggie position?

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PewDiePie_Lover | 14

#5954540 - Saturday 24 May 2014 05:28

I don't recall op mentioning there was two people.

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toaster123 | 11

#5954555 - Saturday 24 May 2014 05:33

i think #1 was referring to yoga asanas... but still a very bad attempt.

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PewDiePie_Lover | 14

#5954562 - Saturday 24 May 2014 05:34

11, youre probably right. :T

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fortune789 | 17

#5954565 - Saturday 24 May 2014 05:36

Let's hope he just stuck to the plank after be was spotted.

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khaoticpanda | 28

#5954623 - Saturday 24 May 2014 06:19

Downward facing dog

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TheAbstract | 14

#5954763 - Saturday 24 May 2014 10:23

This thread fell apart before it even got started.

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sweetbliss3 | 32

#5954829 - Saturday 24 May 2014 02:15

doggie position? you mean downward dog? on another note, people do their yoga differently and he, too, probably wanted some sunshine.

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incoherentrmblr | 21

#5956383 - Monday 26 May 2014 04:12

I hope it wasn't Mr. Rogers...

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VonBlitzkrieg | 25

#5958897 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 07:07

Justin Bieber, clueless as ever.

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popprock | 13

#5979350 - Wednesday 18 June 2014 07:27

You dear sir, have a perverted mind.

By mattjamt | 16

#5954516 - Saturday 24 May 2014 05:24

Goooooooooodd morning neighbor!

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Kamon97 | 23

#5954718 - Saturday 24 May 2014 08:28

It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood, A beautiful day for a neighbor, Would you be mine? Could you be mine?

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warsun | 27

#5954785 - Saturday 24 May 2014 11:28

Really? I was kinda thinking of the lyrics that go The earth says hello! Right after #2's comment :3

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mattjamt | 16

#5954873 - Saturday 24 May 2014 03:15

#39 - I was imagining it in more of a "Gooood morning San Diego!" anchorman type voice, but to each their own. :)

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Brandi_Faith | 33

#5954997 - Saturday 24 May 2014 05:20

I heard it in Flanders' voice

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grapefruit_hd | 7

#5955308 - Saturday 24 May 2014 11:54

I was thinking of the go dady comercial and their were all these body builders with their shirt of running towards a stire

By jeezburger12 | 10

#5954517 - Saturday 24 May 2014 05:24

Oh dear God...

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iOceanus | 18

#5954568 - Saturday 24 May 2014 05:37

Are you writing a letter to God?

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kingdomgirl94 | 27

#5955040 - Saturday 24 May 2014 06:24

Asking for eye bleach.

By AshaaFerreira | 22

#5954518 - Saturday 24 May 2014 05:24

Now that's a sight I wish anyone could un see. I'm scared just by you describing it.

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chickenfeet223 | 11

#5954615 - Saturday 24 May 2014 06:12

No one wanna see that

By jamalamadingdong | 15

#5954520 - Saturday 24 May 2014 05:25

Hey, you got to enjoy the sun and the moon all at the same time!

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annunaki_fml | 6

#5956382 - Monday 26 May 2014 04:12

hehe clever cookie you are.

By ColonelCusswords | 24

#5954524 - Saturday 24 May 2014 05:25

Oy! Nasty!

By Dthsapprntc | 23

#5954531 - Saturday 24 May 2014 05:26

Brain bleech. Brain bleach! We need some brain bleech over here! Now! Immediately! Yesterday even!

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mikbrooke | 25

#5954685 - Saturday 24 May 2014 07:28

im wondering how you managed to get from spelling bleach wrong, to right, to wrong again.

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TheAbstract | 14

#5954764 - Saturday 24 May 2014 10:25

I honestly didn't even read "bleach." All I got was "blech." Like when you express discuss in something. I was so terribly confused through that entire comment.

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Dthsapprntc | 23

#5954892 - Saturday 24 May 2014 03:41

Oh dear, this is what happens when I have stayed up for 24 hours. I do apologize. I will try to restrain myself in the future.

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TheAbstract | 14

#5955988 - Sunday 25 May 2014 08:08

I'll also make sure to properly spell 'disgust' in the future.

By whitetiger13131 | 26

#5954543 - Saturday 24 May 2014 05:29

oh my God that kind of made my day but yeah FYL

By blondeamazonian | 18

#5954554 - Saturday 24 May 2014 05:32

There are some things that cannot be unseen...

By Marty20612 | 5

#5954561 - Saturday 24 May 2014 05:34

I just love old people lol !! Too funny

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SkyGuy32 | 17

#5955072 - Saturday 24 May 2014 06:45

I dearly hope that the event described in this FML do not demonstrate the manner in which you love old people.

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