Story of my life... Slides are difficult for everyone, right? I agree, your life sucks 402 I agree, your life sucks 402 You deserved it 106 You deserved it 106 8 3 2 44 By FML Approved - / Monday 30 October 2017 14:30 / United States - New York
Today I was on a date with a beautiful girl and had just finished a $300 dinner when my father called claiming my dog died, of course I left my date and... I agree, your life sucks 1431 I agree, your life sucks 1431 You deserved it 143 You deserved it 143 11
Today I was chatting with the morbidly obese cleaner. After asking her if she had any time off over the holidays, she answered that she hadn't, but she... I agree, your life sucks 800 I agree, your life sucks 800 You deserved it 341 You deserved it 341 7
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, I got on the bus and the driver said I didn't have to pay since the ticket machine was broken. I was happy to have saved £2.40 until i realised...
Today, my infant son refused to let me put him down for two minutes while I ate breakfast this morning. I was in a hurry to get to an event as it was,...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
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