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By Anonymous Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML I agree, your life sucks 21965 You deserved it 108756 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By username - 6/6/2020 08:04 Keep out Today, my social awkwardness got to an all-time high when I hoped that I wouldn't get the job that I applied for, because I'd be working with the public. FML I agree, your life sucks 1276 You deserved it 317 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Why me. - United States - Kent Today, I emailed my boss to let her know I was uncomfortable working over what my university’s 28-hour policy allows. She demanded I work 40 hours this week. In any other job, I'd be fine, but if I work over 28 hours, the university will fire me. If I refuse to work 28 hours, my boss will fire me. FML I agree, your life sucks 3552 You deserved it 219 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By itisobviouseinstein - United States - New York Today, a bible toting evangelist on the street ambushed me and asked me what my religion was. I wear a hijab. FML I agree, your life sucks 24728 You deserved it 3670 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By justnance - United Kingdom Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML I agree, your life sucks 9801 You deserved it 35683 105 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom Today, I learned that a spontaneous romantic gesture of arriving home early with flowers and wine is not welcome when your wife is busy having sex with your brother. FML I agree, your life sucks 129822 You deserved it 5429 244 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lonely - Australia Today, I found out that despite having attended every university party held over the last two years, the only physical contact I have had with a member of the opposite sex is when the security guard stamps my hand. FML I agree, your life sucks 35500 You deserved it 8364 89 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 13/11/2020 23:02 - Canada Yeah, fuck the poor Today, I discovered my deadbeat ex-husband will not have to pay child support anymore, because while he sat on CERB the entire pandemic, I was an essential worker, and will be punished for having had an actual income. FML I agree, your life sucks 995 You deserved it 109 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By krabby patty Today, my husband and I mutually discovered that we are both infected with pubic lice. How? I found his and he found mine while we were in the middle of 69-ing each other. So, so gross. FML I agree, your life sucks 5328 You deserved it 1544 23 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Topher - United States Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML I agree, your life sucks 30923 You deserved it 6167 107 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By water fail - New Zealand - Auckland Today, it was an extremely hot day so I hit up the beach for a swim. Just as I entered the water, the first wave approached me. I tried to jump it and lost my footing, managing to dislocate my hip. I had to be dragged from the water by the lifeguards. FML I agree, your life sucks 21328 You deserved it 2293 46 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Diana - United States We hear ya Today, I found out that falling asleep with a bobby pin in your hair means waking up with one jammed in your ear drum. FML I agree, your life sucks 1490 You deserved it 362 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States Today, I was opening up to my close friend about my low self esteem. To make me feel better, he told me that he gets a boner whenever he walks behind me. FML I agree, your life sucks 25183 You deserved it 7572 117 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Gainesville Today, my best friend got engaged to the guy she's been seeing for five years. He also happens to be the man I've been in love with for eight. As she was giving me the details, she nonchalantly gave me her reason for accepting the proposal: "Why the hell not, there's always divorce." FML I agree, your life sucks 30298 You deserved it 4487 140 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Notthatone - United States - Madison Today, I came out as bisexual to my 17-year-old sister. She was quiet for a second, then told me she knows for sure I only have "girl parts". I had to explain to her the difference between being bi and being a hermaphrodite. FML I agree, your life sucks 35322 You deserved it 3996 129 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada - Toronto Today, I found out the hard way that no good girlfriend-boyfriend conversation ever started with, "Suppose I slept with your best friend..." FML I agree, your life sucks 45047 You deserved it 9138 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada - Gatineau Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML I agree, your life sucks 26903 You deserved it 2094 72 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By conbon123 - United States - Beaverton Today, my dog became scared of his own food bowl. He now barks for ages every time he sees it. FML I agree, your life sucks 41019 You deserved it 3434 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 25/5/2020 14:00 Some friends you've got there Today, I got my commissioned anime portrait done. One of my friends commented on why all my commissions are skinny look-alikes, when I'm really fat in real life and active in body positivity. Then everyone started agreeing with her, stating that if I was so happy with who I am, why my art is of me slim? FML I agree, your life sucks 720 You deserved it 1749 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - South Gate Today, I still can't decide whether masturbating while looking at myself makes me narcissistic or just plain pathetic. FML I agree, your life sucks 10621 You deserved it 37263 233 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Glasgow Today, I walked in on my dad singing along to a song on Sesame Street. He tried to divert attention from what I'd just witnessed by angrily grilling me over "just barging in" and not respecting people's privacy. Apparently he forgot that we were in the living room. FML I agree, your life sucks 40111 You deserved it 3837 47 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Kiimmy - United States Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML I agree, your life sucks 17708 You deserved it 27006 137 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML I agree, your life sucks 53239 You deserved it 5955 238 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, it's my 17th birthday, and the first birthday since my mother died, leaving me to live with my previously-absent father. He gave me pretzels and a laser pointer, and said, "Happy birthday, fuckstick". One more year. FML I agree, your life sucks 70348 You deserved it 3420 139 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Dad - 2/2/2021 17:02 That's not very pog Today, my son and his friends were gaming in his room when I thought I'd use a word I recently discovered online. I said, "Hey, this is all very poggers." My son sighed and said, "How do you do, fellow kids?" I got Steve Buscemi-ed. FML I agree, your life sucks 237 You deserved it 894 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By I_Lossed - Australia Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML I agree, your life sucks 44359 You deserved it 4754 159 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jjjjjjmmmmm92 - United States Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML I agree, your life sucks 14837 You deserved it 76819 241 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, as I was about to enter a public restroom, a man walked out and said, "You may want to hold your nose in there. I just took the biggest dump of my life." It was the ladies' restroom. FML I agree, your life sucks 50076 You deserved it 3358 57 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By theawfulpresent - United States - Germantown Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML I agree, your life sucks 34324 You deserved it 3426 76 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By XLhottie - United States Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML I agree, your life sucks 56117 You deserved it 22970 362 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Imslow - United States Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML I agree, your life sucks 37363 You deserved it 3563 157 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Minneapolis Today, I overheard my husband telling his friend that he wished a zombie apocalypse would happen in real life, so he could take me out back and shoot me without having to worry about going to prison. FML I agree, your life sucks 30419 You deserved it 2607 105 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 6/8/2020 02:01 Today, on "Dr. Phil"… Today, my dad got upset when one of his employees showed a romantic interest in my mom. Both parents were totally fine, though, with that same employee announcing his engagement to my 15-year-old sister. FML I agree, your life sucks 1555 You deserved it 101 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By missmycomp - Singapore Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML I agree, your life sucks 43691 You deserved it 3121 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By chinesef000d - United States Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell of smoke. Alarmed, I ran out to the kitchen to find my roommates trying to put out a fire on the stove. As soon as they saw me, they ran for it, informing me that it was my problem now. They used my good frying pan. FML I agree, your life sucks 43875 You deserved it 3168 62 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fishingforubies2 - Aruba - Oranjestad Today, it was my first day working at a library. I expected it to be fun and peaceful, not to end up having to call the cops on a guy who started jerking off into a book. FML I agree, your life sucks 27875 You deserved it 1830 80 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By VCDUDE11FTW - United States - Lewis Center Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML I agree, your life sucks 40479 You deserved it 16241 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By finalfantasy - United States - Aurora Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML I agree, your life sucks 3740 You deserved it 245 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/6/2020 05:00 Extreme drying Today, I was drying my duvet and pillows in the dryer. Apparently, one of the pillows was memory foam, which I was not aware of. It caught on fire due to the heat and nearly burned down my laundry room. FML I agree, your life sucks 1063 You deserved it 764 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jack - Australia - Melbourne Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML I agree, your life sucks 29901 You deserved it 2291 102 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
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Today, I had to create a new password for my computer. I had to do it to stop my father from watching porn on my computer. FML I agree, your life sucks 60 You deserved it 5 0 Comments
Today, marks almost two years of being sexually inactive after being widowed. It also happened to be the day I made an uncharacteristic decision. I hooked... I agree, your life sucks 722 You deserved it 133 5 Comments
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