Dogs, Sleep, Relatable, Noise and Parents: Shifting - FML

Shifting

By Anonymous - 02/08/2021 14:01 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today, my mom is trying to be quiet, thinking me asleep. This means she will whisper to the dogs in the upstairs hallway, then quietly go downstairs where she will bang the doors so hard the house shakes. Apparently, she thinks each floor is in its own separate dimension. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 2 August 2021 17:25

I'm sorry you had to live through this, but this would be a great plot point for a new episode of "The Twilight Zone."

Yudith 24

Monday 2 August 2021 18:39

Methinks she needs to have all her cabinet doors padded. And the whole room, for that matter.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 2 August 2021 17:25

I'm sorry you had to live through this, but this would be a great plot point for a new episode of "The Twilight Zone."

Yudith 24

Monday 2 August 2021 18:39

Methinks she needs to have all her cabinet doors padded. And the whole room, for that matter.

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