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The Top
By WhoIAm - 15/01/2018 10:00 - Canada - Salisbury
Book smarts
By Anonymous - 05/07/2016 16:19 - United States - South Sioux City
Terms and conditions
By albinoalligator - 04/07/2016 00:48 - United States - Elkton
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By NordicNathan - 14/03/2016 04:49 - Canada - Burlington
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By Anonymous - 05/02/2016 20:08 - Australia - Brisbane
Customers from hell
By midnightblade163 - 13/01/2016 12:06 - Australia - Caringbah
By sammylynnp - 07/01/2016 05:39 - United States - Kenosha
sammylynnp tells us more.
OP here: Yes he was breastfed for about 5 months. Due to unfortunate medical problems, we had to switch completely to formula. His brother, however, is currently breastfeeding. At 4 years old, he has lots of questions and I try to answer them all as honestly as I can. I in NOW WAY judge people about formula feeding. As long as the baby is happy and healthy, do what you do, which I've also tried to teach him.
Front line workers
By Anonymous - 05/12/2015 03:43 - Canada - Toronto
It's time to grow up
By Lewis - 27/01/2019 19:00 - France - Paris
Dick
By missPiggy - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Norway
HELP!
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By amburrjade - 22/09/2015 05:18 - United States - Austin
amburrjade tells us more.
Hi guys! I'm the OP :) I'm 19, and my boyfriend's 20. I thought LotR was better, personally. To be fair, I've only seen one of the Star Wars movies, and he's only seen half of one of the LotR movies, so we were both a little biased. This was last night though, and by the morning, it was forgotten. We're all good now. Thanks for your comments! :)
Lay the blame
By jobless - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States
You must conform
By lefthandspanker - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Craig
Card problem
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Wild Child
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By Tryingmybest - 14/07/2016 21:44 - Japan - Akita
Tryingmybest tells us more.
Hey! OP here. Thanks for your concern, everyone! ありがとう! So what happened was my school is an hour away from my host family's home, and I've only taken it a few times so far with my host sister. So I really panicked when I got on the train and forgot what number our stop was! And my wifi doesn't work here, so Google Translate was a no go. So I sort of just sat there quietly panicking for an hour. Luckily, I have taken a year of Japanese and was able to ask some basic questions, and the announcer said the name of my town at least five times before we arrived, so in the end all was okay! Also, Japan is awesome.
By Anonymous - 22/02/2018 15:00
Weirdo
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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress
(That's 77° in Freedom Units)
By Anonymous - 19/05/2018 20:30
Nope nope nope
By kill me - 07/05/2016 00:58 - United States - San Francisco
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By Anonymous - 20/09/2018 03:00 - United States - Phoenix
Wurdz is hard
By Holy Testacles - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 19:18 - United States
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Hey, I'm the author of the FML. So to clarify I just turned 16, she just turned 17 and is in the 12th grade. I've had my doubts about our relationship for a while because of how incompatible we are as people, but her talking about what she wants to name our kids and how cute they will be was kind of the last straw for me. She said "I love you" after our second time seeing each other and after she had already cheated on me, so I definitely hear all the comments about telling her my concerns and/or breaking up with her. But she cries at the drop of a hat and is what I would consider emotionally unstable, this is also the reason I didn't break up with her after she cheated on me. I wasn't raised to make people cry so I tried to be understanding in the situation. She is so bad that she is still crying about her previous boyfriend while telling me that I'm the best boyfriend ever. So I don't know how to break it to her without crushing her. Any ideas?