By Ama_544347571 - 24/05/2017 18:00 - Sierra Leone
The Top
By HomeImprover - 02/11/2016 17:34
Cute
By StillAVirgin - 17/10/2016 15:23 - Denmark
My name is…
By Unnoticed - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - Australia - Thornlie
By Brain_fart - 18/09/2017 13:00 - United States - Salt Lake City
Mother knows best...
By flymetothemoon - 27/09/2017 20:00
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By Anonymous - 12/12/2017 19:00
By awkward_loser69 - 14/07/2016 04:42
awkward_loser69 tells us more.
Left hanging out to dry
By Anonymous - 08/07/2016 18:47
By Anonymous - 03/06/2016 19:46 - United States
Naughty boy
By tenniemo - 12/06/2018 02:39 - United States - Green Valley
When you lie on your resume to get the job
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
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By annonn - 24/03/2016 11:11 - Brunei Darussalam - Bandar Seri Begawan
My new friend
By *sneeze* - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
By Greg - 16/12/2018 13:30
Like a house on fire
By PerturbedStudent - 09/12/2015 23:42 - United States - Keller
Kinda sus
By Anonymous - 08/03/2017 16:00 - United States - Minneapolis
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By admin1771 - 25/12/2016 17:00 - United States - Alexandria
Happy Caturday!
By cat lady - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Norway - Egersund
By Anonymous - 12/05/2017 14:39 - United States - Roseville
kujiens101 tells us more.
To give a back story, her parents were renting a house for over a year and there was this super sketch shed was in their backyard. They had all been too scared to mess with it because they didn't want to get hurt. My girlfriend always wanted to go inside but didn't have the strength to open the door. So, after I pulled a bit too hard, I ripped the door off. I told her to go tell her parents, so we could fix it. She said to just put the door back where it was and act like nothing happened.
The grass is never greener
By Toolate - 21/12/2016 12:26
By 'Earmeout! - 28/04/2017 12:04
Pixiewolfe tells us more.
Wow my life really sucks with two FMLs published in a month. Luckily she did not actually cut any part of the ear off. It was painful and bleeding a lot but I'm no van Gogh look a like.
By Anonymous - 16/10/2015 08:39 - Australia
By wormsmeat - 17/09/2015 21:08 - Canada - Kingston
Tiger-ed out
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Truckee
What a jerk!
By traumatized house keeper - 08/09/2017 13:00 - Germany - Munster
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OP here, to answer some questions, the father and I are married, he was just working at the time and my mom is closer to me than my SO's work so we had already planned for her to take me if this were to happen since he works long shifts. She was definitely serious about taking a nap but thank god she didn't cuz I was in full blown labor and had a few complications. Long story short, in the end my daughter had to have her stomach pumped as soon as I delivered and she wasn't breathing due to her swallowing and choking on my amniotic fluid and her meconium. She was fine after all that happened other than a fever of 104.5. So if my mom had taken a nap I'm not sure what would have happened.