Front line workers

By Anonymous - 05/12/2015 03:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my partner and I got called out to a domestic disturbance. Things turned ugly while we were en-route. Long story short, I now know how many grown men it takes to lift a nearly 400lb shit-covered woman onto a stretcher. I almost reconsidered my choice of career. FML
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Miss_Chevious 37
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I would have said it could've been worse... but really, I got nothing.

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david66_fml 20
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I'm kinda curious as to how something like that happens. We need a follow up!

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Miss_Chevious 37
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I would have said it could've been worse... but really, I got nothing.

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Talis99 26

She could have been naked. There's always worse.

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DoomSkuller 28
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who says she wasn't naked

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drayloon 50

She could have been 500 pounds?

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Wookieeluck 13
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She could've fallen on top of OP...

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blazingshot147 19
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Have you not seen any TV? It can ALWAYS get worse. Like Billy Miers once said "But wait, THERE'S MORE!"

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SoulEaterSE 23
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crudeandrudeguy 29
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Ya, yours really does. Good call

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Loliology 10
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Look on the bright side, at least you're not her xp

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DMDiaz 15
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Sorry, OP. That's disgusting. But at least you're helping people!

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david66_fml 20
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I'm kinda curious as to how something like that happens. We need a follow up!

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drayloon 50

I'm kinda curious how many men it took

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Brandi_Faith 33
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Ya, this needs a follow up more than any other fml I've ever read! You said it was a domestic disturbance, doesn't that usually mean fighting? Did her husband throw the crap at her? So many questions. I hope op follows up soon!

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MrsPegg 45
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I have made a few guesses to what may have happened. At 400 pounds, moving is difficult and tiring. The domestic dispute escalated and the woman may have been unable to move away from her partner and out of fear, crapped herself. . . Or maybe she is bedridden and has been crapping herself for a while now and the dispute started because she was mad at her partner for not cleaning her or doing something she wanted and just got extremely violent from there. So many possibilities!

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Loveyou6611 20

Be thankful you will not have to be the one to give her a bath!

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laden_swallow09 34
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Bath? You mean turn on the firehose?

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skyline0392 8
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Haha I've dealt with that a lot in this job lol I would say hopefully it's the last but it never is! Stay safe out there

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PrincessZelda_HR 22
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Really? That does not sound like it should be common...

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donuts678 25
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What...just so many questions

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