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By Anonymous - 05/12/2015 03:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my partner and I got called out to a domestic disturbance. Things turned ugly while we were en-route. Long story short, I now know how many grown men it takes to lift a nearly 400lb shit-covered woman onto a stretcher. I almost reconsidered my choice of career. FML

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By gooddeedgonebad - 26/05/2013 09:19 - Australia - Upper Swan

Today, I helped an elderly woman carry her suitcase down a flight of stairs. When I got to the bottom, a man tackled me to the ground thinking I was stealing the woman's luggage. As I lay in pain, he ran up the stairs to return the suitcase and the poor woman had to carry it down on her own. FML

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You deserved it 3 235

By JacktheRussian - 08/04/2013 00:33 - United States

Today, I saw a very attractive young woman struggling with some boxes. The seduction attempt resulted in me carrying 60lbs of items for 30mins. When we got to her apartment, she thanked me and introduced me to her boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 42 440

By SebastianMiko - 09/11/2012 07:18 - Canada - Calgary

Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML

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You deserved it 2 323

By Anonymous - 08/05/2011 19:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML

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You deserved it 35 773

By Anonymous - 15/06/2019 06:43

Today, my husband was finally moving out. I picked up his enormous duffle bag full of clothes to help get him out faster, and I threw out my back. I now can't move. I can't even wipe my own ass. FML

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You deserved it 778

By Johnny - 19/12/2012 23:33 - United States - Memphis

Today, I sold some weights that were way too heavy for me on Craigslist. I felt okay with not being able to lift them when I saw the other man, who was a pretty buff dude; that is until of course he informed me he was buying them for his wife. FML

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You deserved it 8 732

Remember planking?

By say dump him and i'll kill you - 29/12/2012 00:50 - United Kingdom - Soham

Today, proving that there's no limit to the stupid shit people will do, my husband called me from hospital, needing a lift home. He tried planking on top of his car while his buddies sped it down a hill, and I now have to take care of him while his broken leg heals. FML

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You deserved it 4 109

Pleased to meet you

By Anonymous - 11/11/2022 22:00

Today, I answered the door at my boyfriend's house to an obese woman, who looked and smelled homeless, and rudely tried to barge past me to get inside. I told her to get out or I’d call the police. My boyfriend behind me saw this disgusting woman and said those two awful words: “Hi Mom.” FML

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You deserved it 464

The pros and cons

By Anonymous - 04/03/2024 07:00 - Australia

Today, I found an upside to being morbidly obese. My partner got a flat tyre, and the bolts had rusted tight, making it impossible for him to turn the wrench. I had to put my substantial weight behind it, and in the end we managed to get them all off by me jumping on the wrench each time. FML

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You deserved it 454

Dude, WTF?

By truckstopworker - 27/04/2017 02:00

Today, while working at my truck stop, I helped a trucker check his tires. He seemed like a pretty nice guy, and we chatted for a bit. After he took off and I walked back inside, I went to clean the shower he was in before. Turns out he took a shit on the floor. His wife had been in there with him. FML

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You deserved it 356

Miss_Chevious 37

Sunday 6 December 2015 0:05

I would have said it could've been worse... but really, I got nothing.

david66_fml 20

Sunday 6 December 2015 0:12

I'm kinda curious as to how something like that happens. We need a follow up!

Comments

Miss_Chevious 37

Sunday 6 December 2015 0:05

I would have said it could've been worse... but really, I got nothing.

Talis99 26

Sunday 6 December 2015 1:22

She could have been naked. There's always worse.

DoomSkuller 28

Sunday 6 December 2015 5:22

who says she wasn't naked

drayloon 50

Sunday 6 December 2015 7:52

She could have been 500 pounds?

Wookieeluck 13

Monday 7 December 2015 17:27

She could've fallen on top of OP...

blazingshot147 19

Thursday 10 December 2015 2:32

Have you not seen any TV? It can ALWAYS get worse. Like Billy Miers once said "But wait, THERE'S MORE!"

SoulEaterSE 23

Sunday 6 December 2015 0:05

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

crudeandrudeguy 29

Sunday 6 December 2015 2:12

Ya, yours really does. Good call

ladoom 23

Sunday 6 December 2015 0:05

Partner*

Loliology 10

Sunday 6 December 2015 0:06

Look on the bright side, at least you're not her xp

DMDiaz 15

Sunday 6 December 2015 0:06

Sorry, OP. That's disgusting. But at least you're helping people!

saifnaqvi11 21

Sunday 6 December 2015 0:10

Damn

david66_fml 20

Sunday 6 December 2015 0:12

I'm kinda curious as to how something like that happens. We need a follow up!

drayloon 50

Sunday 6 December 2015 7:54

I'm kinda curious how many men it took

Brandi_Faith 33

Sunday 6 December 2015 8:02

Ya, this needs a follow up more than any other fml I've ever read! You said it was a domestic disturbance, doesn't that usually mean fighting? Did her husband throw the crap at her? So many questions. I hope op follows up soon!

MrsPegg 45

Sunday 6 December 2015 17:28

I have made a few guesses to what may have happened. At 400 pounds, moving is difficult and tiring. The domestic dispute escalated and the woman may have been unable to move away from her partner and out of fear, crapped herself. . . Or maybe she is bedridden and has been crapping herself for a while now and the dispute started because she was mad at her partner for not cleaning her or doing something she wanted and just got extremely violent from there. So many possibilities!