Animals, Kids and Health: (That's 77° in Freedom Units)

(That's 77° in Freedom Units)

By Anonymous - 19/05/2018 20:30

Today, we're having my grandmother over. Because we don't have a guest room, she is sleeping in mine. It is 25°C at night and she is sleeping naked with her dog right next to me. FML

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By IrisKitty - 18/08/2015 07:07 - United States - Englewood

Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML

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By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 16:03

Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML

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Let it all dangle

By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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Eye bleach

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, my grandparents are in town for the weekend and are staying in our guest bedroom. This morning I went upstairs to get a drink of water, only to see my 75 year-old grandfather standing stark naked with the fridge door open. He then asked me if we had any coffee creamer. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 11:56 - United States

Today, while visiting my grandparents, I used one of their blankets to keep warm. Later, I saw their dog getting busy with said blanket. When my grandparents saw my look of horror, they explained that he has "sexual relations" with the blanket every night. Thanks for telling me, guys. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2020 20:00

Today, while my girlfriend is in hospital, I'm left at home with her mom. What I didn't know is that her mom's medication makes her do strange things. I learned that right away when she took a seat next to me, completely naked, on the couch. My girlfriend's mom is my grandmother's age. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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Deal with it

By arron - 20/07/2021 15:01 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, in the middle of this heatwave, my mom has a fan in her bedroom and her precious dog has two fans pointing at her dog bed, which she apparently needs because she could overheat, poor thing. Meanwhile, I have zero fans in my room and can't sleep from the heat, but I get told to just deal with it. FML

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By MsConfusedd - 01/09/2012 04:30 - United States - Hazlet

Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML

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manb91uk 22

Saturday 19 May 2018 20:59

Go downstairs and sleep on the ******* couch - what's the matter with you?!

dexter420 21

Sunday 20 May 2018 2:02

Don’t you have a couch? Id sleep outside before i laid down with my naked grandma

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 19 May 2018 20:40

Gross! How do you deal with the smell? Does the dog smell, too?

LebanonBaby 26

Saturday 19 May 2018 20:41

You poor soul!

manb91uk 22

Saturday 19 May 2018 20:59

Go downstairs and sleep on the ******* couch - what's the matter with you?!

wHSKitty 11

Sunday 15 July 2018 4:39

Why is Grandma sleeping on the couch? It is your house, after all.

Chazzster 26

Saturday 19 May 2018 22:15

25 degrees C = 77 F. That’s relatively warm for most Americans with AC. And that is one of the reasons grandma is sleeping nude. (1) Bring this up to your Mom or Dad, whichever is directly related to grandma. It is unacceptable you should have to deal with this. And it might be a passive aggressive way to drive you out of your room so she gets it. Not all grandmas are nice as you have now discovered. (2) If Mom or Dad cannot deal with the situation, go sleep on a couch or with Mom and Dad which will better incentivize them to solve the problem.

blightsight 10

Wednesday 23 May 2018 5:16

Yet I'm comfortable at 78°F

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 20 May 2018 0:12

That is bizarre. No matter how hot it is she could still wear something and why the hell wouldn’t the dog be on the floor instead of in the bed making everyone warmer?