By FailedTraveller
Today, I took a long distance train across country. Early on I had an urgent need to use the bathroom. As I went to flush away the nasty, the preflush water violently projected my diarrhoea onto my pants before clearing the rest down the gurgler. I have 8 hours left on the train. FML
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By  PenguinPal3017  |  19

Delete Facebook, lawyer up, hit the gym.

By  RichardPencil  |  30

Take off your pants and throw them away. Anyone who takes a long train ride these days is insane, so completing your trip pantsless won’t bother any of the other nuts.