Today, after a night of drinking, I awoke in the early hours of the morning to a sight of my roommate playing with my penis. FML
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BrotherPhil
| 32
Doesn't matter: had sex.
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gingerkid124
| 7
Boy, if the sexes were reversed people would call for a hanging.
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BrotherPhil
| 32
Doesn't matter: had sex.
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measleweasel
| 6
Where is there even a hint of the gender of the other person? For all you know it could be 2 dudes so shut your complaining mouth hole 🙄
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rebelwithmouseyhair
| 16
you have a weird definition of sex there
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FinkiusMaximus
| 6
She hot?
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silentbabydeer
| 10
Good question, but op didn’t say if the roommate is female or male.
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RichardPencil
| 29
I hope it was Whack-a-Mole!
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gingerkid124
| 7
Boy, if the sexes were reversed people would call for a hanging.
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MidnaLink
| 32
Actually, it doesn’t say if the roomate is a guy or girl.
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tounces7
| 27
It doesn't change the truth of that statement, but yes.
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rebelwithmouseyhair
| 16
except if they're both guys there can be no reversal?
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bobsanction
| 16
Their point was, that if a woman awoke to someone playing with their genitals, there would be a hanging.
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Compass5000
| 5
That's called Sexual Assault. Are you OK?
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dabigbeast
| 1
need more details like gender and did they say why they where doing it
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H2thaIzzo
| 4
does the why matter? OP is asleep and drunk, you don't touch someone like that without consent. male or female it doesn't matter.
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Charlie Given
| 23
follow up please 🙏 more details
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rebelwithmouseyhair
| 16
you mean you saw it before you felt it? I'm not sure I understand much about male anatomy after all...
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donb23
| 23
That comment “Your life sucks” has more meaning now doesn’t it.
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ojosRojos
| 28
No?
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Amanda G Rich
| 23
that's sexual assault! please tell me you went to the police or at least kicked him/her out immediately.