By StiffPvtParts - 04/06/2019 18:00

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Today, after a night of drinking, I awoke in the early hours of the morning to a sight of my roommate playing with my penis. FML
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Compass5000 5

That's called Sexual Assault. Are you OK?

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gingerkid124 7

Boy, if the sexes were reversed people would call for a hanging.

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measleweasel 6

Where is there even a hint of the gender of the other person? For all you know it could be 2 dudes so shut your complaining mouth hole 🙄

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nichollelovins 18

its literally a song by lonely island you uncultured swine

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gingerkid124 7

Boy, if the sexes were reversed people would call for a hanging.

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MidnaLink 33

Actually, it doesn’t say if the roomate is a guy or girl.

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inappropes 31

I think they just mean if OP woke up getting finger blasted it wouldn't be questions of is the roommate hot or any joking, but calls for police action.

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tounces7 27

It doesn't change the truth of that statement, but yes.

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rebelwithmouseyhair 18

except if they're both guys there can be no reversal?

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bobsanction 18

Their point was, that if a woman awoke to someone playing with their genitals, there would be a hanging.

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Compass5000 5

That's called Sexual Assault. Are you OK?

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dabigbeast 1

need more details like gender and did they say why they where doing it

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H2thaIzzo 4

does the why matter? OP is asleep and drunk, you don't touch someone like that without consent. male or female it doesn't matter.

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rebelwithmouseyhair 18

you mean you saw it before you felt it? I'm not sure I understand much about male anatomy after all...

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donb23 23

That comment “Your life sucks” has more meaning now doesn’t it.

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Amanda G Rich 23

that's sexual assault! please tell me you went to the police or at least kicked him/her out immediately.

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