I need to hear more about this one

Peter McAllister? That you?

How did you let that happen?

This needs more information. The way this is written, it's a YDI because you paid for their trip and then complain about it. But I hope there's more to it.

Did you offer to pay for them, or were you supposed to go with them (but for whatever reason didn't)? In the first case, YDI; second case, FYL.

Um wait WHAT you're going to still be friends with these snakes

I’m confused! You’re wealthy enough to pay for at least three trips to Paris, yet you can’t afford an Uber to the airport?

If your “friends” somehow bound and gagged you to prevent you from coming, call Homeland Security and tip them off that your “friends” are meeting with their ISIS contact in France. Their next free vacation will be to Guantanamo Bay!

I would have not paid for it if I didn’t get to go.

YDI unless you supply some details!

Better set some traps before a pair of goons show up!