By longest minute - United States - Cypress
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
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  Mauskau  |  35

Three inch gaps in the stall? Is that normal? I've never seen a gap any bigger than half an inch. To add to this - I've stared my cat down whilst on the toilet, mainly because when he was a kitten he'd jump on my lap and claw me up.

By  dannidoll93  |  24

There's gotta be a porn that starts like this.

By  Tripartita  |  44

This FML really needs a follow up. Who broke eye contact first? How awkward was it after?

Or are you two still there, locked in perpetual stare after you submitted this FML using your phone and muscle memory?