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Intense contest... Who won?
Omg this made my Day ?
Till he piss's on your leg.. :D
That's what you get for dicking around :þ
How was OP dicking around? I get that you said it for the pun. I just don't think it was a very good pun.
Being a woman has its benefits. I've never had to stare into a stranger's eyes while peeing....yet.
Then you haven't really /lived/. The rush can last for days.
Beachy, you've never peered through the three inch stall door gaps? It's my favorite pastime when I go into the ladies' restroom.
Yeah, but the rash lasts for months.
Oh, man. I'm about to go to a mall this weekend. I know what I must do.
Be sure to start yourself off with limited exposure or wear contacts/glasses. As wonderful as it is, it can be like staring into the sun.
Don't knock it till you've tried it lol
Three inch gaps in the stall? Is that normal? I've never seen a gap any bigger than half an inch. To add to this - I've stared my cat down whilst on the toilet, mainly because when he was a kitten he'd jump on my lap and claw me up.
eh. Meh. I'll take it.
with a george michael soundtrack
I would broke my stream backed up and walked to a different urinal
This FML really needs a follow up. Who broke eye contact first? How awkward was it after? Or are you two still there, locked in perpetual stare after you submitted this FML using your phone and muscle memory?
"I knew what he was thinking. . .That's a nice looking dick" ~Waiting
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Yeah I would have just held eye contact and slowly turned until I was peeing on his leg.
Being a woman has its benefits. I've never had to stare into a stranger's eyes while peeing....yet.