By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
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bad_boyfriend 10

Yeah I would have just held eye contact and slowly turned until I was peeing on his leg.

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whysobeachy 37
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Being a woman has its benefits. I've never had to stare into a stranger's eyes while peeing....yet.

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dca101 23

uhh... that must've made for one hell of an awkward moment...

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thatnucca 36
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Intense contest... Who won?

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SmittyJA24 26

I'll bet the other guy came first.

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JerryClark 17
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Omg this made my Day ?

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trucker2 33
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Till he piss's on your leg.. :D

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bad_boyfriend 10

Yeah I would have just held eye contact and slowly turned until I was peeing on his leg.

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399 41
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That's what you get for dicking around :þ

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whysobeachy 37
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How was OP dicking around? I get that you said it for the pun. I just don't think it was a very good pun.

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whysobeachy 37
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Being a woman has its benefits. I've never had to stare into a stranger's eyes while peeing....yet.

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Tripartita 44
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Then you haven't really /lived/. The rush can last for days.

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Welshite 39
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Beachy, you've never peered through the three inch stall door gaps? It's my favorite pastime when I go into the ladies' restroom.

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ThrottleJockey 34
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Yeah, but the rash lasts for months.

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whysobeachy 37
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Oh, man. I'm about to go to a mall this weekend. I know what I must do.

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katachristic 19

That cheek-to-cheek peek.

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Tripartita 44
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Be sure to start yourself off with limited exposure or wear contacts/glasses. As wonderful as it is, it can be like staring into the sun.

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cliffsally 2
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Don't knock it till you've tried it lol

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Mauskau 35
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Three inch gaps in the stall? Is that normal? I've never seen a gap any bigger than half an inch. To add to this - I've stared my cat down whilst on the toilet, mainly because when he was a kitten he'd jump on my lap and claw me up.

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PhoebeBuffett 13

I was in a bathroom tonight that was single person and had the toilet in front of a mirror, so I had to make eye contact with myself while I peed, if that counts

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vOIDmASS 13
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eh. Meh. I'll take it.

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dannidoll93 24

There's gotta be a porn that starts like this.

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amsterdamgirl 20
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with a george michael soundtrack

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M3DO 24

Rule 34

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angryo5trich 13
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I would broke my stream backed up and walked to a different urinal

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Tripartita 44
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This FML really needs a follow up. Who broke eye contact first? How awkward was it after? Or are you two still there, locked in perpetual stare after you submitted this FML using your phone and muscle memory?

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maharb01 17
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"I knew what he was thinking. . .That's a nice looking dick" ~Waiting

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