FML : Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second,...

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By longest minute / Wednesday 25 May 2016 11:28 / United States - Cypress

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By bad_boyfriend | 10

#6614680 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 19:23

Yeah I would have just held eye contact and slowly turned until I was peeing on his leg.

By whysobeachy | 37

#6614683 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 19:26

Being a woman has its benefits. I've never had to stare into a stranger's eyes while peeing....yet.

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By dca101 | 23

#6614671 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 19:16

uhh... that must've made for one hell of an awkward moment...

By thatnucca | 36

#6614672 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 19:16

Intense contest... Who won?

SmittyJA24 | 26

#6614823 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 22:49

I'll bet the other guy came first.

By JerryClark | 17

#6614673 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 19:16

Omg this made my
Day ?

trucker2 | 33

#6614695 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 19:34

Till he piss's on your leg.. :D

By bad_boyfriend | 10

#6614680 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 19:23

Yeah I would have just held eye contact and slowly turned until I was peeing on his leg.

By 399 | 41

#6614682 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 19:25

That's what you get for dicking around :þ

whysobeachy | 37

#6614687 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 19:28

How was OP dicking around?

I get that you said it for the pun. I just don't think it was a very good pun.

By whysobeachy | 37

#6614683 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 19:26

Being a woman has its benefits. I've never had to stare into a stranger's eyes while peeing....yet.

Tripartita | 44

#6614697 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 19:35

Then you haven't really /lived/. The rush can last for days.

Welshite | 39

#6614708 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 19:47

Beachy, you've never peered through the three inch stall door gaps? It's my favorite pastime when I go into the ladies' restroom.

ThrottleJockey | 34

#6614711 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 19:47

Yeah, but the rash lasts for months.

whysobeachy | 37

#6614744 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 20:48

Oh, man. I'm about to go to a mall this weekend. I know what I must do.

katachristic | 19

#6614783 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 21:42

That cheek-to-cheek peek.

Tripartita | 44

#6614835 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 23:05

Be sure to start yourself off with limited exposure or wear contacts/glasses. As wonderful as it is, it can be like staring into the sun.

cliffsally | 2

#6614909 - Thursday 26 May 2016 1:23

Don't knock it till you've tried it lol

Mauskau | 35

#6614939 - Thursday 26 May 2016 1:55

Three inch gaps in the stall? Is that normal? I've never seen a gap any bigger than half an inch. To add to this - I've stared my cat down whilst on the toilet, mainly because when he was a kitten he'd jump on my lap and claw me up.

PhoebeBuffett | 13

#6615186 - Thursday 26 May 2016 9:33

I was in a bathroom tonight that was single person and had the toilet in front of a mirror, so I had to make eye contact with myself while I peed, if that counts

vOIDmASS | 13

#6615330 - Thursday 26 May 2016 14:44

eh. Meh. I'll take it.

By dannidoll93 | 24

#6614685 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 19:27

There's gotta be a porn that starts like this.

amsterdamgirl | 20

#6614710 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 19:47

with a george michael soundtrack

M3DO | 24

#6614731 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 20:13

Rule 34

By angryo5trich | 13

#6614691 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 19:30

I would broke my stream backed up and walked to a different urinal

By Tripartita | 44

#6614699 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 19:37

This FML really needs a follow up. Who broke eye contact first? How awkward was it after?

Or are you two still there, locked in perpetual stare after you submitted this FML using your phone and muscle memory?