By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
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Yeah I would have just held eye contact and slowly turned until I was peeing on his leg.

Being a woman has its benefits. I've never had to stare into a stranger's eyes while peeing....yet.

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uhh... that must've made for one hell of an awkward moment...

Intense contest... Who won?

I'll bet the other guy came first.

Omg this made my Day ?

Till he piss's on your leg.. :D

Yeah I would have just held eye contact and slowly turned until I was peeing on his leg.

That's what you get for dicking around :þ

How was OP dicking around? I get that you said it for the pun. I just don't think it was a very good pun.

Being a woman has its benefits. I've never had to stare into a stranger's eyes while peeing....yet.

Then you haven't really /lived/. The rush can last for days.

Beachy, you've never peered through the three inch stall door gaps? It's my favorite pastime when I go into the ladies' restroom.

Yeah, but the rash lasts for months.

Oh, man. I'm about to go to a mall this weekend. I know what I must do.

That cheek-to-cheek peek.

Be sure to start yourself off with limited exposure or wear contacts/glasses. As wonderful as it is, it can be like staring into the sun.

Don't knock it till you've tried it lol

Three inch gaps in the stall? Is that normal? I've never seen a gap any bigger than half an inch. To add to this - I've stared my cat down whilst on the toilet, mainly because when he was a kitten he'd jump on my lap and claw me up.

I was in a bathroom tonight that was single person and had the toilet in front of a mirror, so I had to make eye contact with myself while I peed, if that counts

eh. Meh. I'll take it.

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There's gotta be a porn that starts like this.

with a george michael soundtrack

I would broke my stream backed up and walked to a different urinal

This FML really needs a follow up. Who broke eye contact first? How awkward was it after? Or are you two still there, locked in perpetual stare after you submitted this FML using your phone and muscle memory?

"I knew what he was thinking. . .That's a nice looking dick" ~Waiting