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By Anonymous - 12/05/2018 19:00

Today, according to my girlfriend's instant messenger, which she left open on my laptop, I am her rough shag on the side while she searches for a guy who is husband material that her parents will approve of. I guess the engagement ring in my bag is going back to the shop. FML

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By FML - 19/01/2016 06:41 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML

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Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

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By SweptWolf - 06/06/2020 23:02

Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML

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By karma1221 - 11/08/2018 14:30

Today, I got home early from work at 2am to find my girlfriend of 5 years missing. Upon further inspection, I caught the "other man" dropping her off out front. So much for the engagement ring I bought for her. FML

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Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML

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By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2018 22:00 - United States - Lyons

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost four years was breaking up with me when she captioned an Instagram post saying, "Who else besides me is going into 2018 single?" I had already bought an engagement ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I'd bought. She looked at it and said, "This is pathetic. You shouldn't even bother." FML

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By thanksfamily - 18/09/2012 11:22 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I got engaged. My family is already placing bets on how long it will take for my fiancée to "wise up and ditch" me. FML

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Ghostrui 30

Thursday 26 April 2018 0:25

Wow. I suppose the silver lining in all this is that you found out she's unfaithful trash before you proposed. Hope you eventually find the right one to marry.

ARISKomuniszt 24

Saturday 12 May 2018 21:00

You could say that's why "proposals" are a thing

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Ghostrui 30

Thursday 26 April 2018 0:25

Wow. I suppose the silver lining in all this is that you found out she's unfaithful trash before you proposed. Hope you eventually find the right one to marry.

pjsr 32

Sunday 13 May 2018 4:33

Nowhere did he say or imply she was being unfaithful

ChristianH39 30

Monday 14 May 2018 18:41

It's hard to tell definitively, but "on the side" does suggest it.

Emma Marshall 19

Thursday 31 May 2018 23:47

....she's searching for husband material while dating him. You do realise what unfaithful means right?

withered 30

Friday 27 April 2018 23:45

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ARISKomuniszt 24

Saturday 12 May 2018 21:00

You could say that's why "proposals" are a thing

withered 30

Sunday 13 May 2018 15:13

Proposals are "a thing". A thing you discuss with your partner before buying a ring. It's a decision you both make, not just one of the partners. Springing that on your partner without even mentioning marriage before in the entire relationship is inconsiderate and people like that deserve a "no".

Seeya55 31

Monday 14 May 2018 16:27

Yeah marriage is something you discuss with your partner, the proposal is the when and where. Actually getting married shouldn't be the surprise. If OP never discussed it with her in the first place, they had some serious problems from the get go. You know how many women get 'proposed to' after a few months of dating? Happens all the ******* time.

Anna-nymous 8

Tuesday 15 May 2018 19:17

Proposals are a surprise, they were gonna propose to her!!!

kirby1964 20

Saturday 12 May 2018 20:07

Talk to her. It might have been a joke or an odd comment. You want to be with her.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 12 May 2018 21:13

Yep, good thing you found that out before you popped the question. Ditch her now.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 12 May 2018 21:16

Let’s focus on what’s really important here: When she does get married, can you still be her side piece?

DraftHail614 17

Sunday 13 May 2018 3:07

It's ridiculous how much trust just doesn't exist in relationships anymore. They're just a joke for some people now. Honestly. Be glad you found out she's a total bitch before proposing.