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Not now!
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Run for the hills
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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 05:05 - United States - New Cumberland
Thanks for noticing
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Wanker
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He's not my real dad
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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States
Ouchie
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Noob
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By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 07:00 - Australia
Romie1985 tells us more.
I actually did look for my wallet, spent over 3 hours looking for it in all obvious places, tore my house apart, checked my clothing pockets several times. It wasn't in the pocket, it fell down the sleeve of my motorcycle jacket. You say I'm an idiot yet half you people can't even read. "Should of checked your pockets". It was down in the sleeve not in the pocket.
By MzZombicidal - 17/12/2013 17:28 - United States - Radcliff
MzZombicidal tells us more.
This actually happened a couple months ago, but I'm currently very happy with my new job (I work as a sales associate for my local grocery store, if you're wondering). I WAS very happy for my friend but I couldn't help but to be irritated at her luck of continuously quitting and finding jobs with ease (She works with elderly people). I had been near the breaking point when I finally got the job. My best friend, however, has continuously quit jobs and gotten new ones in no time. We obviously work in different fields and, even though I seemed jealous, I was very happy to hear she was able to land on her feet after quitting her job. We joke about it now and she apologized if she seemed rude and all is fine. :) I love the people I work with and am getting good pay. Win win! We're both happy with our current positions and things couldn't be better!
By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 04:06 - United States
Never again
By notAMrs - 20/11/2012 17:22 - United States - Jeffersonville
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Get in, kid
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Half-hearted
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By anonymous - 25/07/2013 01:31 - United States - Chicago
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OP Here! I just wanted to say thank you for the really nice comments :) Just to clarify I am not a person who thinks sex is something that should be bragged or boasted about. I was trying to make an insult less hurtful. They caught me on a good day. Otherwise I wouldn't have taken it so well. But thanks again for the comments and for those that helped my FML get posted :)