By Anonymous - 21/06/2014 15:15 - United States - Boulder

Today, I heard my husband say from outside, "Seriously Dan, what could go wrong?" This was followed a few seconds later by a bang and screaming. Turns out he'd tried to smash his head through a wooden plank like a martial artist and failed. He ended up with splinters and a concussion. FML
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DrHail 22

Behind every man, there is a woman rolling her eyes.

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aleahlioness 15

Found yourself a keeper ;)

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aleahlioness 15

Found yourself a keeper ;)

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Wienerschnitzel_fml 10

I think we can assume that OP's husband is handsome, because she obviously didn't marry him for his brains.

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EXOPH 8

#10 he could've been smart and just decided to try something.

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skychu 18

#10 or rich, although how someone that silly could get rich is beyond me. Then again, you have to take risks to make big money, maybe his impulsive nature is part of his success

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incoherentrmblr 21

Did he at least crack the wood?...

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mcm_3 16

#29 Ever seen Forrest Gump? Its quite possible

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DrHail 22

Behind every man, there is a woman rolling her eyes.

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gjikvtj 18

And if they roll back into their head, the man might be in the Exorcist

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josiemorehouse 12

"And that's the way the cookie crumbles!"

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MattM95 16

Ugh I hate your profile picture #21. I thought there was something on my screen.

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gjikvtj 18

It's what's on the inside, not the body or appearance or particularily hated profile pictures.

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thee_most_dope 30

Why are fmls always funnier when actual names are involved? lol

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wastedpenguin 14

Why is anything funnier when it starts off "..What could go wrong.."

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AlwaysWatching 27

"What could go wrong..." Famous last words

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Jared900DUmpling 30

"What could go wrong?" Usually precedes a tragic accident or a massive amount of stupidity.

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MuffinOfSuccess 18

the same applies to "here hold my beer and watch this!"

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momac86 17

What could go wrong & we'll figure it out are the two worst phrases ever lol

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kierazone 10

agreed.. she really should have checked on him as soon as she heard him say it.

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sp4ghetti 9

In a tie with the other famous last words of a moron "Hey guys! Watch this!"

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icandothecancan 24

Who the **** is Dan?

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fk18 27

I think Dan is OP's husbands name and he was trying to encourage himself to smash his head on the wooden plank

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SMHsohard 22

Seriously? Are you sure you didn't try the same stunt at some point in your life?

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skychu 18

Plot twist: Dan is OP's Husband's imaginary friend egging him on to do stupid things

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ShowMeKay 20

#13 I read it as Dan being OP's husband's friend, who he was trying to convince nothing could go wrong. Before things went wrong lol

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Edumcg 24

#5 Obviously OP's husband is SpongeBob with that being said we can imply that the other one is Patrick and he IS Dirty Dan.

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Rainhawk94 27

Shit you sound like a jealous controlling girlfriend

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1dvs_bstd 41

... is the video on youtube by chance?

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graceinsheepwear 33

Instead of giving a karate chop, he became a karate chump.

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syki 22

I can't decide whether he's a big ham or a bigger hammer.

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katieemerr 15

I'm sure we've all done something reckless without thinking of the repercussions..

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91hayek 31

and that kids is how you all got here! Such nice surprises! Or accidents. Meh, semantics.

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gmian 34

In this case, reperconcussions! no? okay. I'll go away

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Brandi_Faith 33

The funny thing is op's husband apparently tried to think out the repercussions and couldn't find any. "What could go wrong?" Lol

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accidentalsheep 24

You should probably start worrying when someone says "What could go wrong"

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