By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 21:23 - United States - Burlington

Today, during a date, I discovered that if I cough with my mouth closed, snot will spray from my nose all over the place like some kind of mucus cannon. FML
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That's snot very good!

Sounds like a sure-Fire way to booger- I mean bugger up a good date.


That's snot very good!

Telescope 1

Damn that's an awesome way to blow your nose.

Hey quit thread-jacking my puns!

1 - S'not his fault he was being nose-e and tried to thread-jack! Cut him some slack!

7yzz 18


what a great way to utilize the first comment!

Better keep your mouth open.. I'm sure your date would love that... ;)

Initializing snot rocket launch in 3...2...1...BOOM!

I can't believe you did that, 1...

As Eddie Murphy would say, its just like sprinkles, its just like sprinkles.

Why not, 55?

Sounds like a sure-Fire way to booger- I mean bugger up a good date.

Is there no end to the originality?! I'm mean, it's almost unfair pleo!

Aha, nice one. *pun hi-five*

That's appetizing.

Just thought I would say, your dog looks like Rodger from American Dad! :D so cute!!! it doesn' looks like an adorable dog.

My dog seems to think she is human.

Ok so, ALWAYS cover BOTH your mouth and nose while sneezing.

Then it'll go out your ears

Coughing, not sneezing.

23- I read about boogers and automatically thought sneeze. My bad. Although I have no idea how can you shoot boogers out of your nose because of a cough. :/

Simple really... Try closing your mouth and coughing. If the air can't leave through your mouth, your nose is next.

Yeah, I just tried it and it does work exactly as the FML says. No idea why one would try that though! Ineffective!

Helps clear out your nose when your stuffed up though. Still wouldn't suggest it.

KiddNYC1O 20

You could pop a vessel, no?

Open your mouth? *thats what he said jokes in 5...4...3...2...1*

Close your eyes and open wide:)

why would she say open your mouth?

He opens his mouth so that doesnt happen, and thats what HE said

When I was 16 years old, I had my first job answering phones at a pizzeria. One of the older co-workers asked me "How wide could you open up your mouth without showing your teeth?" I had no idea what that meant at the time. I miss those days of innocence. :P

RedPillSucks 31

Erm.... I still don't know what that's suppose to mean.

BlueFlatts 20

Thank's for making me feel young again 25. Edit: Nevermind...

#50 think "Bj"

I have a question did it possibly occur to you to grab a napkin since you know you were on a date?

connerwonner 7

But he coughed.

Sometimes these things just come on suddenly.

NickaPLZ 26

Sounds like a famous youtube video waiting to happen.

*dun dun duuuuun*

PoopNuggetLeader 4

Can you use it to protect yourself?

I doubt it.

horizontalline 18

It sounds like a good defense mechanism

spiderman that shit

Why did I just think of a pokemon snot attack card?

Man, think of all the awesome opportunities you could've had If you discovered this awesome ability when you were a kid!

gregkingsley 4

Hope he or she has a rare snot fetish