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Today, during a date, I discovered that if I cough with my mouth closed, snot will spray from my nose all over the place like some kind of mucus cannon. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 29 January 2013 21:23 / United States - Burlington
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By  Amama_fml  |  30

Ok so, ALWAYS cover BOTH your mouth and nose while sneezing.

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  Amama_fml  |  30

23- I read about boogers and automatically thought sneeze. My bad. Although I have no idea how can you shoot boogers out of your nose because of a cough. :/

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  Enslaved  |  36

When I was 16 years old, I had my first job answering phones at a pizzeria. One of the older co-workers asked me "How wide could you open up your mouth without showing your teeth?" I had no idea what that meant at the time. I miss those days of innocence. :P

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