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The Top
Not helping
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I love the countryside
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Attempted romance
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By Anonymous - 14/12/2012 00:51 - Australia - Kew
Alexa, play "Five Years" by David Bowie
By elle - 19/11/2013 17:31 - United States - Round Lake
Bad boy
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It's just a prank, bro
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
Food for thought
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Speed racer
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By ballplaya52 - 08/12/2013 05:04 - United States
ballplaya52 tells us more.
Hey all! OP here. I just a wanted to clear a few things up. I know the wording may have been confusing and given you all the wrong image. When I said that she'd embarrass me by singing in public, I literally meant singing. To me. About me. In public. Loudly. Like not even a real song. But when I read over it when it got published, it sounded to me like people could interpret it like she would sing karaoke or something. Anyways it only lasted a minute or so so it wasn't that bad, but we did get some stares. And for those comments saying to live a little, I don't sing or dance in public as a personal rule because I'm not any good at either. Anyways thanks to the moderators for publishing this and I will see you guys around on this awesome website :)
Not now!
By Ineedit - 26/02/2010 17:46 - United States
Run for the hills
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Never again
By notAMrs - 20/11/2012 17:22 - United States - Jeffersonville
Keywords
OP here, clearing a few things up. This actually happened a couple of years ago before I moved out but thought it would make a fun FML. The girlfriend and I are both female. I had unpacked the rest of my bag (including my toothbrush) when I got home but was waiting until everyone had cleared out of my room to put the vibrator away. :) I just did my best to avoid his questions until he forgot! I'm enjoying all the comments :D