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I didn't know they made my life into a film production. Tell your friend she better sport the mustache with respect and dignity.

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@22 my part of the play is playing you. I need notes. Is the mustache constantly combed? I also need more insight on the hat.

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I Always have a stache comb on me. Just never confuse it with the one with the crabs on it. The hat must worn at a 93 degree angle. Aviator glasses at all times of day even in the shower, and a tattoo of a monkey jerking off a banana penis on my ass

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Right meow there's only a few. Mother of God Who wants a mustache ride Fucking Farva That's about it meow

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Nah. I'm already signed up for a role in DocBastard and the Holy Cockferret, Volume 5. I'd help if it weren't for the contractual obligations, you know that, right?

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Doc is dead? Damn, what a shame. I guess that SuperSiphiherpilis finally caught up to him... I was actually going to build a shrine so I could worship Doc, but now that he's head, what's the point? *begins sobbing*

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80 send the money u saved for the shrine to his address, thats what he would have wanted!! 500 cash should do it!! ;p

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Great idea! Let's see, 5000 dollars in cash, two plane tickets to Mexico, eight pills to go to the matrix, that should be it, everything Doc would have wanted. TO THE POST OFFICE! *batman theme*

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I'm wondering if she dislikes the elves, the fact that the creator of this play is playing the part of a god, or both.

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I don't know about OP, but I always feel wrong quitting, no matter what. She made a commitment. Plus, one time I had to drop out of a school play for medical reasons and my drama teacher was pissed- it makes you seem unreliable for future shows that aren't thought up by someone batshit insane, in OP's case. OP, I'd just tough it out if I were you. So maybe it's a shitty concept- you can still rock it.

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It represents the chaos of a broken heart, and how it can be repaired through the help of a wacky host of space elves, singing and dancing gaily.

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