Today, I was working at the checkout of a nearly empty store, so I picked up an empty box, closed my eyes, and slow-danced with it to the 80s love ballad playing on the radio. I don't know what's worse, dancing with a box, or opening my eyes to see ten or so wary customers waiting to be served. FML
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VonGore
| 6
Ah, the things we do when we think no one is watching.
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thefella
| 10
Not sure why you would do that if there was still a chance people would still be shopping in the store.
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VonGore
| 6
Ah, the things we do when we think no one is watching.
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xXxIracebethxXx
| 14
I'm just wondering why OP felt the need to close her eyes...
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honeybadgerr
| 9
Op kind of gave a new meaning to "dance like
Nobody is watching"
Nobody is watching"
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realeah
| 4
To imagine Prince Charming, duh!
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Inheritance
| 10
#foreveralone
Could've been worse, could've been a bag of fruit or vegetables.
Could've been worse, could've been a bag of fruit or vegetables.
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Whaaaaaat734
| 6
#This isn't Twitter.
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sens3sfailing
| 24
i don't have twitter sooooooo
#hashtag....sure, lets go with that.
#hashtag....sure, lets go with that.
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Karalela44
| 15
Like my mad dancing 'skills'
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cookie_3008
| 4
Could have been worse... At least you weren't "making out" with the box while you danced...?? Or were you? /=S
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thefella
| 10
Not sure why you would do that if there was still a chance people would still be shopping in the store.
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LiyIa_fml
| 8
Why not? OP had to entertain themselves by doing something.
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mfischer
| 17
You haven't worked in retail, have you?
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boofgall
| 16
There's been a few times that I've done an Irish jig while I thought nobody was in the store.
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damn_homie
| 2
But closing your eyes though? Lol shouldn't have done that.
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LiyIa_fml
| 8
Hopefully you were at least a good dancer.
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Voldy_fml
| 16
That must've been pretty embarrassing! Woah, FYL indeed.
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AzNbABe69
| 0
4 Pretty embarrassing? I'm gonna say that it was extremely embarrassing, yet hilarious at the same time. I'm wondering though, did you think he was your date? Possibly dance partner? Lol
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1Brucie
| 2
Typical Carlton Banks moment :L
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ks23
| 9
As long as you didn't know the customers dancing with the box is worse. And how long we're you dancing to allow ten customers to line up?
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shadowsorel
| 15
That box was quite a gentleman.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Was this a guns and ammo store?
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Welshite
| 39
No, it was at a Walmart; she was dancing to "Is This Love" with an empty condoms box.
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cptmorgan6
| 8
A near-empty Walmart?! Blasphemy! Show me this Walmart you speak of.
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peachesncreem
| 21
Sorry fellas, no Walmarts here in Aus :)
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SirBreaksalot
| 9
75- it's only a matter of time until they spread...
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trellz17
| 19
This is kinda funny actually. Just hope no one took a picture and posted it on Instagram or something.
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chellyX92
| 8
It might be a MEME soon.
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missalkali
| 8
i certainly hope someone took a picture. this more of a hehe moment than a meme moment
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nosybear13
| 7
Lol sorry op fyl but maybe it's time to start dating again...
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kathuzada
| 6
Take on me?
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emeraldisle
| 30
That is a great song!