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By hobosarea-holes - 14/08/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 04:00 - United States

Today, I was going to my first job interview since I was laid off. About 10 yards from the door, I felt a sharp pain in my side and something in my pocket. It turned out to be a knife in my side, and a mugger robbing me because I looked rich. I haven't had any money in months, and missed the interview. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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You ain't from around here, are you?

By Sylv - 15/03/2023 02:00

Today, I was running late for a job interview so I took what I thought was a shortcut through an dank alleyway. I ended up getting chased by a pack of stray cats and arrived at the interview covered in scratches and cat hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML

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You deserved it 2 457

By dude - 24/03/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my cash, the bum beat me unconscious. The bum is a 5'0" tall woman; I'm a 6'2" male out $200. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2010 14:20 - Israel

Today, after months of searching I finally got a job interview. Too bad I didn't have enough money to buy a bus ticket to get there. FML

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You deserved it 4 263

By NoMoney4Me - 24/09/2012 10:48 - United States - York

Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 09:43 - Canada

Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML

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By horniness - 10/10/2009 16:30 - Hong Kong

Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML

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Arsonnist 3

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:15

Heads or tails?

FFML_314 11

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:16

He's a bum! Chase his ass down and steal his shopping cart. There's bound to be something worth while in there.

Comments

Arsonnist 3

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:15

Heads or tails?

Russian_Roulette 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:19

I bet it was heads

Edgar210 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:20

Tails Never Fails

SovietRussiaUSSR 1

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:23

more like heads or fails comrade

Edgar210 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:25

in soviet russia..... penny picks you up?

yasmeenjonasx3 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:26

you deserve it for letting a hobo beat you up.

Buchitoo 4

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:28

maybe the hobo just wanted his penny back.

Nylecroc 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:34

yeah that's why they took his wallet... to get change to get lots more pennies!!!1!

Edgar210 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:35

ha #14 thats what i thought

Nylecroc 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:41

my last comment was for 14 btw oh and OP I counted up to $29 in pennies today. so you you want some... just don't beat me up.

WTF_FML_FTW 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:42

it couldve been worse. you couldve been run over by a bus while trying to get that penny on the street.

Nena713 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:50

Lol, that's terrible. I still have my good luck penny.

black_knight402 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:55

in mother Russia you beat hobos up and steal there wallets

handhugsftw 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:56

ydi for being a superstitious bastard

WTF_FML_FTW 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 10:17

#1 uhhh ohh umm penis?

deliciouscake 3

Sunday 15 August 2010 11:02

36th.

deliciouscake 3

Sunday 15 August 2010 11:07

Pennies are dicks. Picking dicks up from the street again, Harry?

Brittney_E 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 11:29

penis? aka heads. :]

deliciouscake 3

Sunday 15 August 2010 11:34

father always said "Don't bee a fool, wrap your tool." but that doesn't fit with this FML.

soonersbaby21 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 16:23

27 soviet*?? and epic fail as hobos wouldn't have wallets. unless their fake hobos, and being a hobo is really their second job. not a bad idea, I'd say...