By hobosarea-holes - 14/08/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 176
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Heads or tails?

He's a bum! Chase his ass down and steal his shopping cart. There's bound to be something worth while in there.


Heads or tails?

Tails Never Fails

more like heads or fails comrade

in soviet russia..... penny picks you up?

you deserve it for letting a hobo beat you up.

maybe the hobo just wanted his penny back.

yeah that's why they took his wallet... to get change to get lots more pennies!!!1!

ha #14 thats what i thought

my last comment was for 14 btw oh and OP I counted up to $29 in pennies today. so you you want some... just don't beat me up.

it couldve been worse. you couldve been run over by a bus while trying to get that penny on the street.

Lol, that's terrible. I still have my good luck penny.

in mother Russia you beat hobos up and steal there wallets

ydi for being a superstitious bastard

#1 uhhh ohh umm penis?

Pennies are dicks. Picking dicks up from the street again, Harry?

penis? aka heads. :]

father always said "Don't bee a fool, wrap your tool." but that doesn't fit with this FML.

27 soviet*?? and epic fail as hobos wouldn't have wallets. unless their fake hobos, and being a hobo is really their second job. not a bad idea, I'd say...

that's what you get... everybody knows that the loose change on the streets belongs to the hobos 


i don't get it D: you're numer 69. you lucky bastard!!

*cough cough* fake!! *cough cough*

Tails is bad luck, heads is good luck. At least, that's what I've heard.

He's a bum! Chase his ass down and steal his shopping cart. There's bound to be something worth while in there.

lol if OP got beat up by him... i doubt op would wanna chase him

they don't take in a lot of carbs so they'll tire out pretty quick. Go get em tiger!

haha no doubt

YDI for getting beat up by a hobo

LOL this is too funny!

those silly superstitions :)

Wow like seriously if a homless man can beat you up ydi and since when are pennys lucky there everywhere!

haha! yu're fault for believing In luck xD dumb-fuck xD

i fail to see the humor in this. it's not believening luck, it's the essence of having hope.

haha fuhhhh that suxxx..... for you! haha xD

I am seeing this as an epic hobo win!!!!