Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML
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Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, I was going to my first job interview since I was laid off. About 10 yards from the door, I felt a sharp pain in my side and something in my pocket. It turned out to be a knife in my side, and a mugger robbing me because I looked rich. I haven't had any money in months, and missed the interview. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I was running late for a job interview so I took what I thought was a shortcut through an dank alleyway. I ended up getting chased by a pack of stray cats and arrived at the interview covered in scratches and cat hair. FML
Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML
Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my cash, the bum beat me unconscious. The bum is a 5'0" tall woman; I'm a 6'2" male out $200. FML
Today, after months of searching I finally got a job interview. Too bad I didn't have enough money to buy a bus ticket to get there. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML
Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
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Arsonnist 3
Heads or tails?
FFML_314 12
He's a bum! Chase his ass down and steal his shopping cart. There's bound to be something worth while in there.
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Comments (88)
Arsonnist 3
Heads or tails?
Russian_Roulette 0
I bet it was heads
Edgar210 0
Tails Never Fails
SovietRussiaUSSR 1
more like heads or fails comrade
Edgar210 0
in soviet russia..... penny picks you up?
yasmeenjonasx3 0
you deserve it for letting a hobo beat you up.
Buchitoo 4
maybe the hobo just wanted his penny back.
Nylecroc 0
yeah that's why they took his wallet... to get change to get lots more pennies!!!1!
Edgar210 0
ha #14 thats what i thought
Nylecroc 0
my last comment was for 14 btw oh and OP I counted up to $29 in pennies today. so you you want some... just don't beat me up.
WTF_FML_FTW 0
it couldve been worse. you couldve been run over by a bus while trying to get that penny on the street.
Nena713 0
Lol, that's terrible. I still have my good luck penny.
black_knight402 0
in mother Russia you beat hobos up and steal there wallets
handhugsftw 0
ydi for being a superstitious bastard
WTF_FML_FTW 0
#1 uhhh ohh umm penis?
deliciouscake 3
36th.
deliciouscake 3
Pennies are dicks. Picking dicks up from the street again, Harry?
Brittney_E 0
penis? aka heads. :]
deliciouscake 3
father always said "Don't bee a fool, wrap your tool." but that doesn't fit with this FML.
soonersbaby21 0
27 soviet*?? and epic fail as hobos wouldn't have wallets. unless their fake hobos, and being a hobo is really their second job. not a bad idea, I'd say...
soonersbaby21 0
they're*
quent10 0
that's what you get... everybody knows that the loose change on the streets belongs to the hobos
WTF_FML_FTW 0
#39 TO MUCH ******* PRESURE!!!!!!
Brittney_E 0
i don't get it D: you're numer 69. you lucky bastard!!
beastmcbeastly 0
hobo power! : )
shmexi 0
*cough cough* fake!! *cough cough*
avbav99 0
Tails is bad luck, heads is good luck. At least, that's what I've heard.
FFML_314 12
He's a bum! Chase his ass down and steal his shopping cart. There's bound to be something worth while in there.
Edgar210 0
lol if OP got beat up by him... i doubt op would wanna chase him
Brittney_E 0
sneak attack!
Zoydude 0
they don't take in a lot of carbs so they'll tire out pretty quick. Go get em tiger!
fmlmj 0
haha no doubt
westsidewhite 0
YDI for getting beat up by a hobo
CAbullet_Caitlin 0
haha fail.
L_M_L_10 0
LOL this is too funny!
whatever222 3
those silly superstitions :)
noora619 0
Wow like seriously if a homless man can beat you up ydi and since when are pennys lucky there everywhere!
Rianebabe0502 0
haha! yu're fault for believing In luck xD dumb-**** xD
Brittney_E 0
i fail to see the humor in this. it's not believening luck, it's the essence of having hope.
OmgO_o 0
haha fuhhhh that suxxx..... for you! haha xD
lovely220 0
I am seeing this as an epic hobo win!!!!
SMOKEWEED420420 0
this fml is fake