Today, my 36 year-old ex-husband is engaged to my 18 year-old little sister. She’s graduating from high school in May of this year. Our divorce was finalized 3 months ago. My life should be a reality drama show. FML
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Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, my ex-husband got married to my daughter. She’s 18, a high school dropout, and pregnant with his child. She strongly believes she’ll have a bright future with him. FML
Today, my ex-husband and the woman he left me for, also known as my sister, are getting married. On my birthday. My mom is gleefully helping plan the wedding. She seriously sees nothing wrong, and tells me to “stop being a Bitter Betty and be happy for your sister.” FML
Today, my ex-wife got engaged to the guy who she started dating two weeks into our six month "trial separation." I can't even get a date.. FML
Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
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lalalaila777 24
he was likely grooming her as a minor, that's disgusting, im sorry for both you and your sister
otomefangirl 1
Ewww how disgusting. Your ex husband is a pedophile! He literally waited for her to be barely legal, and she’s not even out of high school?! I’m turning 18 in February and I can’t imagine marrying a 36 year old man.
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otomefangirl 1
Ewww how disgusting. Your ex husband is a pedophile! He literally waited for her to be barely legal, and she’s not even out of high school?! I’m turning 18 in February and I can’t imagine marrying a 36 year old man.
RichardPencil 32
I'm guessing the little sister is not as ageist as you.
Vesi 30
At 19 I married a 33 year old. We were together 24 wonderful years before he was killed. Also, pedophile is someone attracted to pre-pubescent children, not someone attracted to physically mature people.
lalalaila777 24
he was likely grooming her as a minor, that's disgusting, im sorry for both you and your sister
Brightside86 31
The real kicker for that age gap is even if it works eventually he'll be 70 and falling apart and she'll still be a capable working adult at 50. Bridging that gap is only going to get harder for them.
RichardPencil 32
Haha, you're funny. Once she hits 30, he'll dump her for another teenager. The sad truth is that a man of any age with some real money can win over a subset of much younger women.
Sonotsuave 37
Yeah that’s pretty nasty, and sounds like he’s somewhat of a predator in the situation, or at least definitely taking advantage. She likely doesn’t know what she’s doing due to being young and dumb, but she’s about to learn the hard way real quick. I doubt it’s going to work out for long between them.
Hangryko 32
That is absolutely disgusting. Go no contact from both of them. If you have children with him, seek full custody.