By maddie94 - Australia


Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML
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  z0mbie_9ine  |  0

That's what I was thinking, lol.

Imagine walking into the bathroom and seeing someone with their hips thrust out and drying their crotch under the hand dryer.. lmfao; cam-phones out!!

By  fatfaceunited  |  0

#2 itch is a verb you dumbass. I itch, you itch, he/she/it itches. learn your parts of speech you fucking moron.

  MissMae93  |  23

"without thinking I SCRATCHES it." Hmmm, no. That makes no sense what-so-ever. "Scratched" would be the word to use in this instance so actually, you lose.