Stained

By maddie94 - 27/04/2009 09:14 - Australia

Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML
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mrhahn530 0
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You SCRATCHED it...what the hell is with people and thinking "itch" is a verb?

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housemd1120 0
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Hahahahahahaha that had to be a funny sight that sucks. Maybe you should think before you scratch

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housemd1120 0
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Hahahahahahaha that had to be a funny sight that sucks. Maybe you should think before you scratch

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mrhahn530 0
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You SCRATCHED it...what the hell is with people and thinking "itch" is a verb?

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w12345 2
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that is why they created the hand dryer...

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purple_gurl 1
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#2 ugh I know I hate it when my friends say that.

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MaeeFlowers 0
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Haha, look on the brightside. I'm sure you brightened someones day:)

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julianak 0
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I thought I was the only one!! my friends say " itched" all the time an it annoys the loving crap out of me

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dearViena 0
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it happenes allllll the time

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silly_face 0
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Hmmm... maybe you should have used the hand dryers to dry it instead of walking around with a hand print on your crotch??

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z0mbie_9ine 0
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That's what I was thinking, lol. Imagine walking into the bathroom and seeing someone with their hips thrust out and drying their crotch under the hand dryer.. lmfao; cam-phones out!!

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fatality2009 0
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Well you should've think before doing things with your dick or youre gonna end up like mychael jackson P.S. does this makes sence? im just being random haha

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woopwoopwoop 0
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I'd be a bit more worried that she HAS a dick than that she was doing things with it, if that were the case :D

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fatfaceunited 0
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#2 itch is a verb you dumbass. I itch, you itch, he/she/it itches. learn your parts of speech you fucking moron. http://dictionary.reference.com/dic?q=itch&search=search

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brandnewkey 14
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The OP was using it informally...it's not the correct way to use the word.

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jdavis24 2
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Haha love it!

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EverdreamOfMe 24
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No need to be so hateful.

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bunnygirl 2
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#7 the proper word is actually SCRATCHES. you lose. 'itch' is an informal way of saying it which is actually not proper

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MissMae93 23
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"without thinking I SCRATCHES it." Hmmm, no. That makes no sense what-so-ever. "Scratched" would be the word to use in this instance so actually, you lose.

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Eros_fml 0
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hahahah thats just awesome -- good thing water drys rather quickly

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iknow_fml 0
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lol , i love the word Moron . Anywaays. Ew and next time well , think twice . : )

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