Stained

By maddie94 - 27/04/2009 09:14 - Australia

Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML
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You SCRATCHED it...what the hell is with people and thinking "itch" is a verb?

Hahahahahahaha that had to be a funny sight that sucks. Maybe you should think before you scratch

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Hahahahahahaha that had to be a funny sight that sucks. Maybe you should think before you scratch

You SCRATCHED it...what the hell is with people and thinking "itch" is a verb?

that is why they created the hand dryer...

#2 ugh I know I hate it when my friends say that.

Haha, look on the brightside. I'm sure you brightened someones day:)

I thought I was the only one!! my friends say " itched" all the time an it annoys the loving crap out of me

it happenes allllll the time

Hmmm... maybe you should have used the hand dryers to dry it instead of walking around with a hand print on your crotch??

That's what I was thinking, lol. Imagine walking into the bathroom and seeing someone with their hips thrust out and drying their crotch under the hand dryer.. lmfao; cam-phones out!!

Well you should've think before doing things with your dick or youre gonna end up like mychael jackson P.S. does this makes sence? im just being random haha

I'd be a bit more worried that she HAS a dick than that she was doing things with it, if that were the case :D

#2 itch is a verb you dumbass. I itch, you itch, he/she/it itches. learn your parts of speech you fucking moron. http://dictionary.reference.com/dic?q=itch&search=search

The OP was using it informally...it's not the correct way to use the word.

Haha love it!

No need to be so hateful.

#7 the proper word is actually SCRATCHES. you lose. 'itch' is an informal way of saying it which is actually not proper

"without thinking I SCRATCHES it." Hmmm, no. That makes no sense what-so-ever. "Scratched" would be the word to use in this instance so actually, you lose.

hahahah thats just awesome -- good thing water drys rather quickly

lol , i love the word Moron . Anywaays. Ew and next time well , think twice . : )