Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
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Today, I had my first job interview and didn’t have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn’t speak. FML
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Fredzter 0
HAHAHA!!
FunWriter20 0
Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.
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Fredzter 0
HAHAHA!!
Alhan_fml 0
It wasn't even the brownie. He just smoked the whole interview.
copycat148 0
thats wat they call it now?
terranada 3
haha as soon as u said brownie I was like oh shit xD
MiGman 5
it's always the brownies and cookies
FyreKrotch 1
OP deserved it for eating someone else's food without permission. That's a HUGE pet peeve of mine.
Humpyourleg 0
Best employee ever
CalebEatsZombies 2
That's the story of how I almost got expelled
FunWriter20 0
Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.
beocA 3
I wish I had brownies that potent... damn
borhos222 0
Oh, that sucks!! What would you do? That happened to my friends dad once, but he was in the middle of driving...
vampirate77 0
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maybe you're interviewer had a sense of humor? if you werent hungry why'd you eat? im giving a YDI for that
dragonaair 5
they didnt have much of an appetite, not that they were hungry. not much of an appetite = not feeling like eating a big meal.
guitarbeast 22
Bet he ate a lot of food after that
smashyy 0
Haha, hash brownieeee. That's effing hilarious. =D
noobienick 19
Your on a website called "**** my life". You can say "****".
AHX_fml 0
lol, at least your interview was fun.
cRAYzed 0
Somehow I don't think one brownie would be enough to make you 'so stoned you can't speak'.
bettinamae2x 0
haha, that's pretty funny. :]
dcubed121 0
I'm sorry but if you know you are going to an interview, grabbing a brownie out of the fridge with stoner roommates is not a great idea.
irritatedone 5
I know right.
purplexpinapple 11
Yeah, but at least they made sure the interview was entertaining! :-P
billnye7 0
haha wow... i agree with #4, why'd you eat if you weren't hungry? and if you know your room mate well enough, just check the brownies before you eat them...