Awkward, Drugs and Work: Woozy

Woozy

By Dunzo15 - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

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Fredzter 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:12

HAHAHA!!

FunWriter20 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:13

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

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Fredzter 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:12

HAHAHA!!

Alhan_fml 0

Monday 29 March 2010 6:53

It wasn't even the brownie. He just smoked the whole interview.

copycat148 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 6:44

thats wat they call it now?

terranada 3

Sunday 1 August 2010 18:15

haha as soon as u said brownie I was like oh shit xD

MiGman 5

Sunday 9 January 2011 3:43

it's always the brownies and cookies

FyreKrotch 1

Tuesday 15 March 2011 19:56

OP deserved it for eating someone else's food without permission. That's a HUGE pet peeve of mine.

Humpyourleg 0

Friday 2 December 2011 0:38

Best employee ever

CalebEatsZombies 2

Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:02

That's the story of how I almost got expelled

FunWriter20 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:13

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

beocA 3

Tuesday 22 February 2011 1:59

I wish I had brownies that potent... damn

borhos222 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:13

Oh, that sucks!! What would you do? That happened to my friends dad once, but he was in the middle of driving...

vampirate77 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:13

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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dragonaair 5

Monday 1 August 2011 7:46

they didnt have much of an appetite, not that they were hungry. not much of an appetite = not feeling like eating a big meal.

guitarbeast 22

Thursday 5 January 2012 3:51

Bet he ate a lot of food after that

smashyy 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:14

Haha, hash brownieeee. That's effing hilarious. =D

noobienick 19

Saturday 11 January 2014 20:14

Your on a website called "**** my life". You can say "****".

AHX_fml 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:14

lol, at least your interview was fun.

cRAYzed 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:14

Somehow I don't think one brownie would be enough to make you 'so stoned you can't speak'.

bettinamae2x 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:14

haha, that's pretty funny. :]

dcubed121 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:15

I'm sorry but if you know you are going to an interview, grabbing a brownie out of the fridge with stoner roommates is not a great idea.

irritatedone 5

Monday 1 August 2011 17:35

I know right.

purplexpinapple 11

Thursday 28 March 2013 17:53

Yeah, but at least they made sure the interview was entertaining! :-P

billnye7 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:16

haha wow... i agree with #4, why'd you eat if you weren't hungry? and if you know your room mate well enough, just check the brownies before you eat them...