By O_o - 09/02/2014 00:42 - United States - Simi Valley

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Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML
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Nilorak 24
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How is that not romantic?

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claiiire_fml 17
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Well, at least he didn't frame it and put it on display.

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TheComedyAudio 29
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Tell him to re use toilet paper if that's his logic

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thatsdndn1 19
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At least he didn't try to reuse it!

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NeatNit 32
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it kind of is, in a way...

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hamzor 5
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He still keeps the toilet paper from the first time he learned to wipe his butt :)

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claiiire_fml 17
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Well, at least he didn't frame it and put it on display.

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Ambient25 24
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Complete with a tag next to one of the kids that says "Our Little Accident"

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lh176 7
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#29 I think that condom would have to be broken..

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yerawizardlizzy 27
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69, who says it isn't?

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purrypie 9

...or did he? Bam bam bam

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shitidied 17
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69.. i love your timing .

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Nilorak 24
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How is that not romantic?

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kylieh72 25
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Assuming you're being serious, I agree! While it's incredibly disgusting and definitely not textbook romance, the sentiment is beautiful and at least he tried. No wonder men get so much shit for not being romantic enough. They really just aren't being romantic "right".

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Nilorak 24
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I wasn't serious.

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Ambient25 24
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I have yet to wash the hand a girl I liked in 1st Grade held. It's romantic. Not serious

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Dipmunch 13
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That condom is a romantic piece of art that holds little hubby's babies from transforming to real babies

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Ambient25 24
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And when you make them angry they turn green and rip the condom apart

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Thunderstruck14 30
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Ehehe, yeah, people have many ways to be romantic, and that's okay! Its good to be different :) Yknow, as long as its not a safety hazard...

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ironichalibut 24
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It strikes me as a surprise as well. If you'll excuse me, I have a keep-sake box to organize. Serious

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guci101 14

Why did you wait until now to say anything?

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applebramble 22
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Maybe because she only just knew about it

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Ambient25 24
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I smashed my palm through my face...

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Oh really, #30? I facepalmed so hard I became Captain Picard. Live long and... prosper?

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candisweets 10
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At least he's only saving it and not trying to reuse it.

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teotsi 28
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We don't know how she found out do we??

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zandalee 19
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Actually it is kind of romantic. At least he doesn't collect his toenail clippings or earwax...

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Axipiter 24
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I put toenails on a string and give them to my friends as "friendship necklaces"... I don't have many friends...

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crazytwinsmom 25

Maybe he does.

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negb 30
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Better than toenails and earwax and the used condom is pretty gross but at least he tried

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syed121417 22
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Was that a reference to another FML? Lol

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illusong 16
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I hope that isn't from 5- 10 years ago cause that would be even more nasty

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sandormatyi 25
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I imagine it being in an ice cube or molded in some kind of transparent plastic, otherwise the smell would be unbearable

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zaise_chsa 19
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Sounds like he had thing conversation cumming.

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zaise_chsa 19
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*that not thing. Stupid iPhone.

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Redundant_Idiot 7
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*slow claps* Well done, well done.

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PenguinBitch 43
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"What is this snake skin." "Ewwww, it's a condom!"

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applebramble 22
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#11 , I'm sorry but that didn't work...

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bugfroggy 16
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What? Do you have a problem with recycling? I don't understand this FML.

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