I think he took the advantages of being a friend in need to the extreme

sorry OP, get rid of them both and move on. Thats no true friend or gf for cheating on you while you were gone.

Well that was mighty nice of him.

In a way he dodged a bullet, better to find out who your real friends are and who really loves you earlier rather than later :)

probably not the best way to find that out though

That's what she said! No? Ok.

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And a new girlfriend.

Calm down satan

Dump the idiotic friend as well. He deserves better than someone who just takes advantage of him

I think the "whoop your friends ass" part may terminate the friendship. I don't see OP having a beer or likewise engaging in some other friendly activities with the guy afterwards.

#9 Sounds like a cheater. We don't know if she's a slut or not.

A cheater and a slut are synonymous, in terms of relationships.