I'm pretty sure googling "how not to kill people" isn't going to end up with the best results.

... and you might get a visit from the FBI.

I don't know, that sounds more like a lazy employer than a threatened competitor to his job.

Pharmacist: That was Mr. Smith on the phone... He said he's been having problems with his blood not clotting and thinks it's his medication. Didn't you give him what I told you to? OP: Yessir, I gave him Coumadin. Pharmacist: WHAT?! I said cinnamon! CIN-NA-MON! His metabolism needed a boost! OP: Oh... Well that would explain all the bleeding. Sorry boss!

You had me, until you said 'retarted.'

And of course, you edit it in time. Well-played.

I always read my comments over. I caught the mistake right before I read your comment

The thing is. You shouldn't ask your boss first. Always ask people at your level before asking your superiors.

IAmMonkey, you say you read your comments over, but you still wrote "bosses logic".

How will that help anyone?

Please don't ever work.

It's natural selection