Love, Cars and My ex: Half-hearted

Half-hearted

By SherryBaby - 29/12/2009 07:41 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my cheating ex, asking if I would go out with him tonight. After 3 years of no contact, I decided to give him another chance and gave him my address for his GPS. I was then told that I lived too far and he didn't want to drive. He cancelled. I live 15 minutes away. FML

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By WELLFUCKYOUTOO - 14/08/2012 15:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my cheating, psycho asscricket of an ex texted me and asked me back out. I said no, and didn't think any more of it, at least until an hour later, when I looked out my window, only to see him smearing a bag of dog crap all over my porch. FML

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Who are you?

By NotlovingAgain - 14/03/2022 06:00

Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML

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By nolove4me - 29/06/2011 20:41 - United States

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

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Where are you?

By howard1954 - 27/10/2020 17:02

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to take him 30 minutes away to meet his friends so he could go fishing, adding that they wouldn't be gone all night. I dropped him off 13 hours ago, and he doesn't have a phone. FML

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By SayItToMyFace - 11/11/2015 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML

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Sounds like a catch

By Theresa - 26/10/2020 13:55

Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML

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By pissedchick - 07/08/2019 14:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML

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Long distance

By DumpedGirl89 - 22/06/2021 14:01

Today, my long-distance boyfriend decided to tell me he found a girl in his hometown he’s become attracted to, and that he doesn’t love me anymore. He says we can "still be friends." I’d just driven 100 miles to see him. FML

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By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

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By joolsie - 15/05/2013 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with two years ago, saying how much he still misses me. I live over 100 miles away from him now. The note was hand-delivered to my new address. FML

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NotBella 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:08

I agree, you have been owned.....and now he knows where you live. You need to move, change your number, and start all over. That was the whole purpose of him asking you out. Not to go out with you, but to find out where you live so that he can get at you at anytime.

sweetpandora_fml 2

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:23

that's what you get for giving him a chance after he f*cking cheated on you. YDI.

Comments

wazdog 4

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:06

Owned. Now he knows his back-up will always accept him with open legs.

cjammer 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:20

Sadly, I have to agree with #1. People can change, but if this asshole hasn't, then what #1 said is most likely the conclusion he's now come to. Let's hope next time he comes knocking, you're out for coffee. Or have a new boyfriend. Or have invested in some rather heavyset bodyguard. Preferably, you're out for coffee with your new heavyset boyfriend who just happens to work as a bodyguard.

jandrews10 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 18:25

Yeah, and after THREE years why the hell did you even give him the time of day? My ex wife texted me about a month ago, drunk, and was wanting to hook up. I texted back "Who is this," as I didn't have her number saved in my phone and she was like "Lisa." I go..."Lisa who?" HAHAHA! I never felt better. You should have done the same to this dic bag.

RyanKaufman 7

Tuesday 29 December 2009 19:39

#30 that's still giving them something. If they're an "EX" then something went wrong there. There's no such thing as the perfect break up so if you weren't meant to be you weren't meant to be. Talking to the person just adds unnecessary emotion.

jandrews10 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 22:27

#42...I'm scratching my head trying to figure out what the hell you are trying to say. I said "Lisa Who" because I honestly didn't know who it was. After the fact I realized it was her...must have made her feel 2 inches tall and for me...that was amazing!

diet_otaku 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 4:59

#42 - no perfect break-up? i beg to differ, and so do my last 3 exes/best friends. just because a relationship doesn't work romantically doesn't mean it has to end on poor terms. nonetheless, OP is an idiot for even considering taking back a CHEATER, and the fact that he only reinforced what a worthless asshole he is makes this far from an FML.

NotBella 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:08

ipwnallmen 10

Tuesday 29 December 2009 17:19

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Spac3Ghost 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:17

savaged!!! hard even =) man just wants back up =) YDI =(

broomstick 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:17

Close your curtains and lock you doors... he's going to stalk you now.

jocelyng2 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:22

copied from MLIA!!

polico_wolf 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:36

links or it didnt happen

xxreikoxx 31

Tuesday 29 December 2009 17:25

If it's a link you want, then it's a link you're going to see. Simply go back about fifty pages on this site. You'll find the same exact post.

sweetpandora_fml 2

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:23

that's what you get for giving him a chance after he f*cking cheated on you. YDI.

grimspook76 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:36

Hello?! He's an EX for a reason dipshit.

idkweird 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:41

This is why I never date ex's. He is your ex for a reason. Ugh, basically, if they **** up enough for me to get rid of them, they aren't ever worth getting a second chance. (btw, this applies to friends, too.)