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You what now?
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By animorpher - 24/10/2015 01:21 - United States - San Francisco
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Okay, okay. Let me clear up a couple things. lol. First, me and my husband were sneaking toppings, and I couldn't get the box shut again. I didn't think it would be a big deal, I had enough confidence in myself to make it from the car to the house without a mishap (foolishly.) Second, that was the last of just our spending money for the next couple days. I didn't go broke on pizza :) and lastly, the pizza did get replaced. we returned with the sad mess that was supposed to be dinner, we all wept a little, said a prayer for the pizzas that don't make it home, and they gave me a fresh new one :)
Catch 22
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By Zxz - 08/04/2013 21:51 - Canada
Hey sexy…
By syn1734 - 16/10/2009 17:33 - United States
You good, lady?
By Eliza - 04/04/2012 03:40 - United States - San Antonio
Nice friends you've got there
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By husbands addiction - 26/03/2014 18:00 - United States - San Francisco
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By ducksgurl - 12/05/2015 16:17 - Canada
ducksgurl tells us more.
For all of you wondering about the "borrowing" part, no I was not planning on actually giving it back. But asking to borrow something seems much more polite than demanding someone to give you something. On another note, I think this was just my mother's breaking point. We do have a very strained relationship and had actually been arguing all morning. I just thought it was funny that this was the thing she chose to snap on me for. Much love, thanks guys!
By StillTooYoung - 20/01/2013 13:13 - United States - Louisville
Take it down!
By Mary C. - 23/03/2015 01:58 - United States - Mendota
By BioChickthcfy - 13/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Edinburg
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All is well, he was reminded to have "nice hands" as well as other things. He lives at the facility I work at, but I will not be working with this youth anymore. Things escalated very quickly and in order for everyone to be safe and be able to learn in an apparently less tempting environment I will be in a different location.
By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 22:12 - United States - San Pablo
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Namesake
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Splish splash
By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 06:27 - United States
Nice try
By grovage - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
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Thanks for the support and encouragement everyone, it's nice to know that I wasn't totally degraded for something that's been extremely frustrating. I'm very lucky the currently have a full time job (A supervisory position, at 24, as a woman!). And for those wondering, my field is business administration. i have a Bachelor's degree and plenty of legitimate work experience, just not experience that is directly related to what they want. so *whoosh* in the trash goes my resume!