Today, I finally decided to tell him I love him. He told me that he loved me too... like a sister. The love of my life has been sleeping with his "sister" for three months. FML
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Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
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Top comments
McLaughlane 0
aww, that's...awkward. :/
MoonTiger 4
So where is that: "The poster is quite dumb" button?
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Comments (132)
McLaughlane 0
aww, that's...awkward. :/
Zamax 0
Well it could have been a slip of the tongue. He most likely does not think of you as a sister. I say most likely because there is a chance that he is an incest obsessed freak. But he probably just added on "sister" to analogize his love for you.
jaxar 0
yer that's ******
therealdavid 0
so ur inbreed gross!!!
sudis 0
haha
King_of_Kings 3
maybe you are his sister. it happens.
harro1337 0
move to Alabama lol that does suck tho
EverythingNerdy 13
**** you! I live in Alabama and not everybody here is a redneck moron that ***** their sister!
MoonTiger 4
So where is that: "The poster is quite dumb" button?
dan81892 2
this
vxjazz 0
........................................................................................................................................................................I'm speechless.
Omniori 0
Maybe he's into incest? Think positive!
Pocahontas22_fml 0
there's nothing positive about that
thatpeachyperson 12
Wincest!
MyImmortal_fml 0
INCEST!!!
King_of_Kings 3
like i said in comment #3, maybe the poster is his sister
erty228 0
been there, done that. then i ****** up his car :)