Ok if this was "today I found out what getting slapped in the face by my father feels like" THEN it would be an FML, but lettuce?

Wow, your life must be ruined now, OP.

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It's a shame OP didn't lettuce know how it actually feels.

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Lettuce put our heads together and think about what it feeks like.

funny shot

there are worse things you could have been slapped with, like an iron rod labled " no one gives a shit". I question why this is a fml

lettuce see what we have here... it seems it is a.... C-c-C-Combo Breaker!

Lettuce know how it feels.

Hey, you're fault for not drinking a V8!

LOL #37. I laughed out loud.

it could've been wet, you never know

it could've been rubber too

It could've been wet, and rubber :) haha I just had to say it.

dude I was mayo slaped

I was slapped with shampoo

In the bottle? Or did someone just slap you while they had shampoo in their hand?

smack cam prank?

Wow that cat looks like it should have been in The Godfather! But anyway, next up, sausages! (plural)

At least it wasn't a banana peel, and at least you didn't get slapped in the eye.

lol not exactly all of us

try a whole cabbage then we'll talk....

 this actually made me laugh pretty hard 

Could've had a V8! :)

I can picture it, his/her trainer catching them eating junk food when they should be eating healthy and must now suffer the punishment of being slapped using a vegetable of the trainer's choice. To OP's despair, it was their arch enemy... lettuce... Dun dun duuunnn

lol^

12-win!

Omg ur epic and I can't stop laughing!