By moe - 27/05/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 724
You deserved it 7 725

Same thing different taste

Top comments

It's a shame OP didn't lettuce know how it actually feels.

Well at least the person doing the slapping was thinking healthy. ;)

Comments

shadow33456 1

that's the first time I've heard that

xxscarsoflifexx 0

Um wow...Why did you get slapped in the face?!?!?

jennifer93 0

Ok if this was "today I found out what getting slapped in the face by my father feels like" THEN it would be an FML, but lettuce?

WTSchool 0

Wow, your life must be ruined now, OP.

It's a shame OP didn't lettuce know how it actually feels.

Lettuce put our heads together and think about what it feeks like.

there are worse things you could have been slapped with, like an iron rod labled " no one gives a shit". I question why this is a fml

JawneeG 0

lettuce see what we have here... it seems it is a.... C-c-C-Combo Breaker!

Hey, you're fault for not drinking a V8!

MwahFMLS 6
ThatFatGuyBehind 3

Atleast I was just lettuce and not something rubber or wet

rockyraccoon28 8

it could've been wet, you never know

alisa162 0

It could've been wet, and rubber :) haha I just had to say it.

randomguy1millon_fml 0
T9FTW 20
madgrinchhatter 12

In the bottle? Or did someone just slap you while they had shampoo in their hand?

Wow that cat looks like it should have been in The Godfather! But anyway, next up, sausages! (plural)

At least it wasn't a banana peel, and at least you didn't get slapped in the eye.

Gknd 0

try a whole cabbage then we'll talk....

Well at least the person doing the slapping was thinking healthy. ;)

 this actually made me laugh pretty hard 

CateXOX 0

We really need more context here...

jennifer93 0

okay...you shouldve at least told us why and by who

I can picture it, his/her trainer catching them eating junk food when they should be eating healthy and must now suffer the punishment of being slapped using a vegetable of the trainer's choice. To OP's despair, it was their arch enemy... lettuce... Dun dun duuunnn

melliemoo17 6

Omg ur epic and I can't stop laughing!

I don't really see an FML here... Well at least not with the given information.