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High times
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
Protips
By notagoodsign - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Netherlands
Bye, loser
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I miss you
By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 00:41 - United States
Catch
By NaniNarcotic - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia
Pay up
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By Fail. - 20/10/2009 05:43 - Australia
Hazzaa tells us more.
Woah, okay. Let's go. MEPS - I don't know what the hell this is, but it doesn't exist in Australia. Qualifications - You could have all the qualifications in the world, and still not be suited to a position. It's sad, but it's true. The OP said nothing about qualifications, and pretty sure general entry into the Australian Defence Force only requires you have your High School Certificate. Sleep - Perhaps nerves kept her from getting a good night's sleep. Understandable if this job meant a lot to her. Preparation - Sometimes, no amount of preparation can quell one's nerves, particularly with things of great personal importance. Time - I have had an ADF interview, and on the letter it says the process should take four hours. Also, you have no choice about what time your interview is. Food - The OP obviously believed that it wouldn't take much longer than 4 hours, so didn't feel the need to take any food. When I had mine, there was no food available for interviewees, only tea and coffee. And I, for one, was too worried that I would be called to one of the interviews while I was out if I went to get food somewhere else. OP, FYL.
By moe - 27/05/2011 05:26 - United States
It's probably considered art
By firestar772 - 11/02/2013 15:48 - United States - Santa Barbara
By DarkDisaster - 27/12/2012 10:16 - United States
Sorry
By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 18:06 - United States - Olympia
Protip
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By moneybenny - 07/06/2014 10:17 - Australia - Richmond
moneybenny tells us more.
And to anyone saying I could have left... He picked me up in his car and drove me to the place. The car ride home was equally fun.
By extremereviews - 16/08/2015 22:14 - United States - Fort Worth
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Hello everyone! Yes I do have insurance, but the last time a friend of mine needed an ambulance the bill was still over $1500 after insurance. Also yes, in America you do have to pay when you go to the hospital. Luckily the water park just so happened to be built directly next to a fire station, so they just wheeled me over there and treated me on site. I was very dehydrated, and when I blacked out I was actually in line to get a water from the concession stand but I had been waiting in line for over 30 minutes in the heat which didn't help.
I'll get my coat
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Fierce kitty
By Anonymous - 25/03/2016 17:05 - United States - Miami
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Just want to point out that I was pretty sure I had a last sentence that said 'turns out I lasted 5 minutes before fainting'. I am not claiming that I was in full blown panic mode for a full hour. I have a diagnosed OCD which does effect quite a large part of my life, I can't even use paper in class. The majority of my friends know I have this OCD and my best friend only brought it up as an example because she knows I don't really mind people knowing because for me as embarrassing as it is, I feel that if people know they won't make a big deal out of it and since I'm in year 12 I wasn't expecting people to over react as they did. The people who were doing it were the boys in my class who are really only in the class because they needed an extra subject to be allowed to attend the college I'm at. The teacher was trying to stop them but she was a substitute so naturally the already rowdy boys were not going to be told to stop.