Down vote this dammit. I wanna set a record for down votes!!!! *evil laughter commences* I think it's time for bed..... I'm getting a little loopy.

Do you mean "yarrr, tharrr she blows?"

like a good neighbor, state farm is there... with a cannon

Is your neighbor the Sea Captain on the Simpsons?...

As far away from the loud, exploding noise drawing attention to itself from miles around and can't defend itself properly?

#22 You sir, You will survive.

Yes. This truly is the best FML ever.

The guy has a freaking cannon! What makes you think he doesn't have an arsenal of other weapons at his disposal.

the fact a taco is trying to forewarn us, only increase my skepticism...

But it poops ice cream!!!

Exactly!

taco you can come with me...as long as we split when things get hairy, you go one direction, I go the other. ;-)

Where did it mention that he built it for neighborhood protection? For all we know, he could be planning to raid and pillage the entire block!

or he could be waiting for The Purge.

Or it could be Johnny Depp

yes, that neighbor is not psycho - he's awesome!

I would so be helping him reload and having the time of my life...

Might wanna use air troops for that

Love the Clash of Clans reference

Wall breakers might help too.

That does not sound like it would end well.