By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 17:18 - Czech Republic

Today, I was sitting at my favorite coffee shop, when a creepy 50-ish looking guy sat at my table. He asked if I'm into submissive guys, and if I wanted to dominate him. I'm a 17-year-old girl, and am now scared to ever go back there. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 796
You deserved it 3 082

Same thing different taste

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Someone's been reading too much 50 Shades of Gray...

perdix 29


Someone's been reading too much 50 Shades of Gray...

xAkonz 10

More like 50 Shades of Holy **** That's Creepy.

perdix 29

17 - Perdix, I really hope you noticed OP's name ;)

Perdix is used to hearing/seeing his name. It doesn't phase him anymore lol

Say: "Sorry.. You're a little too young for me."

vballgirly28 16

Maybe he has read the book and she seemed like the girl to make his move on??

#75 not everything is spelled phonetically. . o O (dumbass)

perdix 29

#97, #101, #75 is actually correct. "Phase" and "faze" are homophones, but "faze" is the correct one in this context.

lexi365 20

I didn't realized guys read that.

MerrikBarbarian 9

106- more women than men read it, but my bf and I both read it out of curiosity. We both found it stupid but plan to see the movie anyways. **** pretending it isn't **** is always good for a laugh. There was a study done and the people who liked the book the most, regardless of gender, also had the weakest grammar and writing skills and often lowest levels of education... Interesting as those into real bdsm (trust me 50 shades isn't even close) showed higher education levels and intelligence levels. Actually likelihood of practicing bdsm directly increases with level of education. The more you know!!! :p

I was going to wonder how dumb and idiotic 97 and 101 must feel. Then I continued living my life.

#66 and now and can't get Nicholas Cages face out of my head at 6:40 am to go back to sleep lol.

Panchovilla64 6
PulseShock 9

I know right, some people just judge a book by its cover..

In this case, the cover and first two chapters.

Did anybody actually read the book? He dominates her.

Woah. Well, that guy is definitely a pedophile.

graceinsheepwear 33

No he isn't. A 17 year old girl looks like an 18 year old legal girl--woman, whatever. The man has a Dominance/submission fetish, not pedophilia.

perdix 29
graceinsheepwear 33

A submissive ephebophile. But in my experience (don't ask) submissive men get off on any large age discrepancy in either direction because it disrupts the power balance that much more. So I would bet submission is the more powerful urge. Just my take.

graceinsheepwear 33

31, and you still love Barbie and Pokemon your profile says. maybe you counted wrong and you aren't 22 at all...

ApollosMyth 22

56, you can like Pokemon at any age.

Soniye 14

#20 &- #4- it's actually teleiophile*

graceinsheepwear 33

65, that is younger attracted to older. You have that backwards. Teleiophile is someone younger attracted to mature adults. This is a case of older attracted to a teen. An ephebophile, like perdix said.

31: And when I was 14 I looked almost exactly like I do right now (pushing 30), only about 15lbs thinner. Wonders of having DD-cup boobs. Age can be hard to determine from puberty-mid 20's. It's still creepy to hit on someone like that. I remember walking the dog when I was 15 and some guy at the gas station who was like 45-50 started macking on me. It's awkward and uncomfortable as hell.

I thought older men liking children. that were prepubescent but not really young (about ten and older give or take) was pederasty

wait never mind pederasty is only for members of NAMBLA

NagainaFier 16

For what? His proposition was creepy, but I don't think it was illegal (so long as he backed off when/if told she was underage). 17's not that far off from 18 physically, and unless she's the type who looks waaaaay younger than her actual age, how's the guy suppose to know?

NagainaFier 16

**er, well, creepy to her. I try not to judge on kinks and fetishes, so you can thumb down my poor wording now.

BellaBelle_fml 23

I would at least inform the manager of his creepy behavior so as to prevent him from continuing this behavior in the future which may escalate into actual illegal behavior. If I were a manager and something like this was happening in my store, I would definitely want to know about it so I could ban him because it is creepy and could lead to losing paying customers.

Well perdix does have a lot of fetishes...

graceinsheepwear 33

And more power to him. Rock on.

Lolz, I didn't find it all that humorous....until I read the screen name. Heh heh.

We need a filter for top commenters... Like perdix

jw90 18

The **** is wrong with people these days?

I don't know, you did tell the poster of another FML to force his dick down the throat of his unwilling girlfriend...

jw90 18

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CharresBarkrey 15

That's not a joke. That's not even funny.

jw90 18

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Oh lord, somebody made an insensitive, offensive joke on the internet! Whatever shall we do?!

Lol, I thought Perdix is locked in Noors basement

He is noor just likes company but she's extremely shy and sends perdix out to find attractive 18 year olds to help her so she doesn't have to do all the work(or meet them)

perdix 29
RpiesSPIES 27

First accepting anal, now creepily submissive. Why do you prey on FML-goers so, Perdix?

First thing that popped into my head reading this Fml was you, second thing is that I think she wants you to comment on this Fml? Like she is asking for your opinion on this matter, anyone? No?

perdix 29

#51, an interesting take on the story. If she found him creepy, she should say she's not interested and if he doesn't back off, complain to the store staff to back him down. You shouldn't have to give up your favorite places -- the wrongdoers need to get banished. If you do find an older man who treats you with respect and you are comfortable with, you might want to give it a cautious go.

dontpanic_fml 32

I do hope perdix's comment stays at 69 likes

@55 - I think she should anyway, it's a lucrative business. We all know how damn expensive Starbucks is, she has to pay for her coffee somehow!

perdix 29

#68, I wonder if she said, "Get me my coffee, bitch!" would that be enough domination for him?

55- that was an oddly lucid comment for you perdix.. I'm keeping my guard up for whatever you're holding back here.. Edit: damn I should've known, one minute late!