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Someone's been reading too much 50 Shades of Gray...
17 - Perdix, I really hope you noticed OP's name ;)
Perdix is used to hearing/seeing his name. It doesn't phase him anymore lol
*faze
Say: "Sorry.. You're a little too young for me."
#75 not everything is spelled phonetically. . o O (dumbass)
75 *idiot
106- more women than men read it, but my bf and I both read it out of curiosity. We both found it stupid but plan to see the movie anyways. **** pretending it isn't **** is always good for a laugh. There was a study done and the people who liked the book the most, regardless of gender, also had the weakest grammar and writing skills and often lowest levels of education... Interesting as those into real bdsm (trust me 50 shades isn't even close) showed higher education levels and intelligence levels. Actually likelihood of practicing bdsm directly increases with level of education. The more you know!!! :p
I was going to wonder how dumb and idiotic 97 and 101 must feel. Then I continued living my life.
I would be scared too...
#66 and now and can't get Nicholas Cages face out of my head at 6:40 am to go back to sleep lol.
Woah. Well, that guy is definitely a pedophile.
31: And when I was 14 I looked almost exactly like I do right now (pushing 30), only about 15lbs thinner. Wonders of having DD-cup boobs. Age can be hard to determine from puberty-mid 20's. It's still creepy to hit on someone like that. I remember walking the dog when I was 15 and some guy at the gas station who was like 45-50 started macking on me. It's awkward and uncomfortable as hell.
I thought older men liking children. that were prepubescent but not really young (about ten and older give or take) was pederasty
wait never mind pederasty is only for members of NAMBLA
turn him in
I would at least inform the manager of his creepy behavior so as to prevent him from continuing this behavior in the future which may escalate into actual illegal behavior. If I were a manager and something like this was happening in my store, I would definitely want to know about it so I could ban him because it is creepy and could lead to losing paying customers.
Well perdix does have a lot of fetishes...
Lolz, I didn't find it all that humorous....until I read the screen name. Heh heh.
We need a filter for top commenters... Like perdix
omg poor you!
I don't know, you did tell the poster of another FML to force his dick down the throat of his unwilling girlfriend...
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Show it anywayYou're the one suggesting rape.
Oh lord, somebody made an insensitive, offensive joke on the internet! Whatever shall we do?!
Lol, I thought Perdix is locked in Noors basement
He is noor just likes company but she's extremely shy and sends perdix out to find attractive 18 year olds to help her so she doesn't have to do all the work(or meet them)
Because he knows they're all virgins.
Damnnnnnnnnn^ that made me laugh
First thing that popped into my head reading this Fml was you, second thing is that I think she wants you to comment on this Fml? Like she is asking for your opinion on this matter, anyone? No?
#51, an interesting take on the story. If she found him creepy, she should say she's not interested and if he doesn't back off, complain to the store staff to back him down. You shouldn't have to give up your favorite places -- the wrongdoers need to get banished. If you do find an older man who treats you with respect and you are comfortable with, you might want to give it a cautious go.
@55 - I think she should anyway, it's a lucrative business. We all know how damn expensive Starbucks is, she has to pay for her coffee somehow!
55- that was an oddly lucid comment for you perdix.. I'm keeping my guard up for whatever you're holding back here.. Edit: damn I should've known, one minute late!
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Someone's been reading too much 50 Shades of Gray...
Love your username!