not very much. op this is just a huge coincidence don't let it get to you

the odds are very slim. but seriously OP don't let it get to you the odds of it happening to you again are smaller than Justin beibers penis!

dude, grow a pair.

22, judging by her name, I don't that's possible.

think*

then she can grow a ******

35, you are clearly an idiot.

37, you clearly have no sense of humor.

-40 since when were women born without vaginas?

how come men are sometime told to "grow a pair" when they are born with a penis? "grow a pair" is an expression people often use for both women and men, meaning stop being a coward. Gosh I was just joking around..

let's go fly a kite? I rather not...

You do know that "grow a pair" is talking about balls not a penis, right?

I have seen this movie before :p

-35 you can grow a brain

this means grow a pair of balls. I've never heard someone tell a girl to grow a pair but that would be funny.

Don't you think?

wow... everybodies such a dry crusty ass prude when it comes to joking around on fml! they should seriously consider re-naming it to "gosh what a bunch of insecure little niches trying to make themselves feel better by either hating on each other, or being a ******* prude and calling someone an idiot" None of you have the ******* right above anyone else! Hahaha op you should have dislodged your shoe from his lower intestine and ran before he kicked you back, but why kick a guy in the nuts or a girl in the bewbz. That's just fighting dirtyyy.x(

67- Yes, but some people are dumber than others. And it is more or less the internet's job to make everyone feel stupid at some point or another.

#35- Help her out, where'd you buy you vag seeds?

I JUST CAME TO SAY HELLO.

37 you clearly are Shia labeouf and your movies suck

67 - the name 'FML' is way more catchy than ur new name 4 the site

#35 you just lowered everyones intelligance

67-When the term TLDNR applies to your comments, you really need to learn when to shut up...idiot.

No one died last year in America from a commercial plane crash. Don't worry, that's better odds than driving.

flying is still the safest way to travel. superman said it so it must be true!

Yes it is very safe you are most likely to crash in a car than a plane.

i feel the irony of this fml

66- ur forgetting 9/11 lol

74, one incident compared to the thousands of car crashes each day? Oh, okay.

those thousand crashes rarely result in loss of life. Most plane crashes will lose several lives if not more. ratio is a lil different....

"Emercency landed...?" Isn't that when you poop your pants?

At least you emergency landed other than crash landed

I bet its Quantas

It's you're NOT your.

Why are you being a grammar nazi ?

42 - mind ur own business and just enjoy the FMLs.

42 - mind ur own business and just enjoy the FMLs.

FML should be a learning experience, 42 is just helping it along.

learning is for school

Grammar nazi

My god just shut up!

That was one punlicious pun.

really?

WTF are you talking about?