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the odds are very slim. but seriously OP don't let it get to you the odds of it happening to you again are smaller than Justin beibers penis!
dude, grow a pair.
22, judging by her name, I don't that's possible.
think*
then she can grow a ******
35, you are clearly an idiot.
37, you clearly have no sense of humor.
-40 since when were women born without vaginas?
how come men are sometime told to "grow a pair" when they are born with a penis? "grow a pair" is an expression people often use for both women and men, meaning stop being a coward. Gosh I was just joking around..
let's go fly a kite? I rather not...
You do know that "grow a pair" is talking about balls not a penis, right?
I have seen this movie before :p
-35 you can grow a brain
this means grow a pair of balls. I've never heard someone tell a girl to grow a pair but that would be funny.
wow... everybodies such a dry crusty ass prude when it comes to joking around on fml! they should seriously consider re-naming it to "gosh what a bunch of insecure little niches trying to make themselves feel better by either hating on each other, or being a ******* prude and calling someone an idiot" None of you have the ******* right above anyone else! Hahaha op you should have dislodged your shoe from his lower intestine and ran before he kicked you back, but why kick a guy in the nuts or a girl in the bewbz. That's just fighting dirtyyy.x(
67- Yes, but some people are dumber than others. And it is more or less the internet's job to make everyone feel stupid at some point or another.
37 you clearly are Shia labeouf and your movies suck
67 - the name 'FML' is way more catchy than ur new name 4 the site
67-When the term TLDNR applies to your comments, you really need to learn when to shut up...idiot.
That would be awful!
flying is still the safest way to travel. superman said it so it must be true!
Yes it is very safe you are most likely to crash in a car than a plane.
i feel the irony of this fml
At least you emergency landed other than crash landed
Must have been rough.
I bet its Quantas
At least your okay?
It's you're NOT your.
Why are you being a grammar nazi ?
FML should be a learning experience, 42 is just helping it along.
learning is for school
Grammar nazi
My god just shut up!
it's time to jet outta there!
Probably because the pilot can only speak Spanish while flying over the border.
WTF are you talking about?
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What are the chances?
the odds are very slim. but seriously OP don't let it get to you the odds of it happening to you again are smaller than Justin beibers penis!