Awkward, Fight, Public freakouts and Cops: Bit of an overreaction - FML

Bit of an overreaction

By Anonymous - 03/02/2023 16:00

Today, my girlfriend firmly believes that wild Karens should be classed as vermin, as proven when we met a screaming Karen in Starbucks and my girlfriend jumped straight in there and kicked her ass until she stopped screaming. I'm now waiting to pick her up at the police station. FML

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A good thing? Really?

By Anonymous - 20/06/2023 12:00

Today, my daughter had to deal with a Karen at her job, lost her temper, and punched her unconscious just to shut her up. Sounds like a good thing, right? Wrong, she pressed charges, got my daughter arrested, and she’s now facing years in prison for grievous bodily harm. FML

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Headphones are a health hazard

By Anonymous - 01/07/2021 16:01

Today, only some excellent security footage stopped me being arrested after I bumped into a young girl while looking at my phone and her mother, an Uber Karen, accused me of sexual assault and an off-duty woman police officer tackled me to the ground before I'd even took off my headphones. FML

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GET ME THE MANAGER

By Anonymous - 12/06/2022 14:00

Today, after a very long and stressful day at school, I had to go to work right after. There's no better way to start my shift than getting screamed at by a Karen. FML

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Crazy day

By Anonymous - 30/12/2021 14:01

Today, a total Karen climbed into my passenger seat and told me she was going to give me a bad Uber review for being late. I ain’t no Uber driver, but she refused to believe me. I had to call the police to get her out of my car. They had to taser her to get her out. FML

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Fight club

By Anonymous - 12/07/2023 00:02

Today, I had the absolute pleasure of introducing my Karen boss to a Karen customer. The screaming lasted over an hour and I filmed the whole damn thing for laughs. She then docked my pay for not working for that hour, but damn was it worth it. FML

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Nutters Inc.

By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 17:00

Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML

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Beat it

By frank - 13/01/2022 08:01

Today, while out with my girlfriend, her stalker ex-boyfriend appeared out of nowhere and beat the shit out of me. While I was on the ground, my girlfriend got angry at him, and went to go “talk with him in private.” She’s nowhere to be found, and hasn’t picked up her phone in four hours. FML

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By mykhael - 21/08/2013 18:58 - United States - Opelousas

Today, my girlfriend and I started fighting. Instead of arguing for herself, she decided to set her puppy on me. Only "Puppy" is the name of her fully-grown police-trained German Shepherd. FML

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By Andrew - 30/10/2012 06:08 - United States - Monroe

Today, whilst in an argument with my girlfriend, I told her she was the craziest bitch I'd ever met. She responded with "Challenge accepted." I'm now terrified. FML

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Weird dude of the day

By Anonymous - 09/08/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend found the airtag I'd stuck under her car. The police were called and she kicked me out of her apartment. FML

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JasonThorn 19

Friday 3 February 2023 16:05

OMG, she's living the dream. Shame about the arrest, though...tell her to work on her exit strategy for next time.

Iamthebanzai22 20

Friday 3 February 2023 16:03

I like her already.

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Iamthebanzai22 20

Friday 3 February 2023 16:03

I like her already.

JasonThorn 19

Friday 3 February 2023 16:05

OMG, she's living the dream. Shame about the arrest, though...tell her to work on her exit strategy for next time.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 3 February 2023 16:24

Mandela MLK Gandhi Your girlfriend Heroes who were jailed by oppressive authorities for pursuing justice.

Thaylok 17

Friday 3 February 2023 19:32

"Justice"

MidnaLink 33

Friday 3 February 2023 17:41

Your girlfriend for the WIN!

JackWood 20

Friday 3 February 2023 23:42

Takes one Karen to know another. js

Crowned Sataness 12

Saturday 4 February 2023 2:56

your gf out here doing the Lord's work. not all heros wear capes

mccuish 25

Saturday 4 February 2023 9:23

She’s a keeper

D J's MOM 17

Saturday 4 February 2023 13:58

your gf is freaking awesome! we all dream of doing that, but don't like jail lol.

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Today, I took my girlfriend to a local drag racing spot to get her more involved with my friends. Her ex showed up and wanted to race me. I won the race, but blew my engine. I had to use his dad's towing service to get my car home. FML

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