Well at least you got some chips

Did the blood add to the flavor?

"Do these chips taste like iron to you?"

Mmmmm... chips.

Finger foooood :p

This takes potato skins to the next level

Well OP is a chip off the old block

6- "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" Best pick-up line ever.

Ohh the Texan priorities, "ARGGHHHH MY HAND MY HAND MY FINGERS, oooo chips!!"

Anyways as the British say OP, I hope you enjoyed the bloody chips!
Haha chip(cheap) puns ftw.

74- hahah. I always use the "Something's wrong with my vagina, it tastes like skittles" line on my boyfriend. Takes the "I've got candy in my van" line to the next level.

Were they finger-licking good?

ouch! yikes!

Well at least you know you can make good potato chips

Bloody good chips, ay?

Well, that was silly!!

One day your kids will say " wow mommy how did you get that scar, did a shark bit you." and you must answer " nah I was making some chips when I thought my finger was potato..." and I wish you good luck

A QUARTER INCH IS SOME THICK POTATO CHIPS.

Speaking as a medic, that's going to take some serious painful time for tissue regrowth. Speaking as a human, owowowholyshitow.

Bloody good chips? That's clever! Get it? 'Cause her finger was bleeding? Not funny? Just me? Okay.

finger chips

Really

You mean finger food...

I think the guy meant "chips seasoned with finger chunks"

Kind of uncalled for there

Sounds like a dicy situation.

Doesn't matter, had chips...

Dicy situation? Wut

I think it's time for you to peel out.

Finger licking good

alternative for ketchup?

I sick of silting my wrist whenever I want corn chip dip. The accompanying nausea prevents me from enjoying my food.

You gotta give me some if those chips!

Let's get some if dose!

damn zombies

Mommy...... That wasn't ketchup!!

Well, you could read the instructions first then try it, especially if there are knifvies involved or elictrisity ..

Gosh, where to start here.. I believe you meant 'knives' and 'electricity'

So... She should not read the instructions because i made some spelling mistakes?!

My thought exactly, even more so when it is the first time they used the product

Meme, you can play this one of three ways:
1) Defend your mistakes
2) Explain that English is your third language and wait for people to jump down the Grammar Nazi's throat for being an insensitive ass
3) Learn from your mistake so you don't make it in the future

You can also choose options 2 and 3 together. I do this because I care.

Thanks ;)
I'll try next time

They're using a veggie slicer. I don't think you need to use knives..

I was going to day she's from Israel you jerk, but the doc comes outta nowhere! And as for the knives bit, there ARE blades on them so I get where she's coming from!

Being from Israel is not a reason to assume that someone doesn't speak English. ??? ?? ??????, ??????? ??? ????? ??? ??? ???. I was born here, and English is not only my native language, I speak English a little bit better than Hebrew.

Thanks guys for the understanding part, but im not bad at english, im just bad at spelling.
@micha, i studied at the Technion (who doesnt knows what is it-google it), i know english so well as it is my first language..
As for spelling- thats my "problem"

Your a real chip off the old block.

What's with the chip on your shoulder?

These jokes are too easy.. Chip shots, if you will.

You sir fail at being a grammar Nazi. You troll someone else's post for incorrect spelling and you misspelled "you're."

I love how you guys start with 'you sir' & for some reason I always imagine it with a British accent.

Maybe you've found a new way to remove zits.

.....That is fucking disgusting I can't believe I'm even posting this.